The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[bazz20]

I am a girl you idiot!

The internet is full of 18 year old virgins called Tiffany.

I am one of them! 

ah that explains it then , is your pms kicking in

[Spider]

it is today...

I've had a crappy day 

[bazz20]

the wife says chocolate  and burben helps

[bazz20]

thanks mod for getting rid of tool we have a close family    here 

[Spider]

the wife says chocolate  and burben helps

actually last night I put the wife's feet in tub of warm water with muscle soak, then massaged with oil and finally dried, moisturised and put socks on.....then lifted her up and carried her to bed......then made roast chicken with perfect roast crushed potatoes.

and some women fear spiders! ha!

[bazz20]

actually last night I put the wife's feet in tub of warm water with muscle soak, then massaged with oil and finally dried, moisturised and put socks on.....then lifted her up and carried her to bed......then made roast chicken with perfect roast crushed potatoes.

and some women fear spiders! ha!

then you woke up

[dragonworld.]

and took the situation firmly in hand

[Big T]

Hey Spider I'm with you...... Do that stuff all the time to my GF....... 

Please don't pinch me anybody...... 

[Super T.I.B]

Hey Spider I'm with you...... Do that stuff all the time to my GF....... 

Please don't pinch me anybody...... 

God hates liars Trev. 

You will burn for all eternity in a lake of fire with little 's poking your buttocks with red hot spears.

[Spider]

I think there are a heap of men that whinge about their partners behaviour (lack of sexual desire, moodiness, nagging etc) but never look at what THEY could alter in their behavior to eliminate the problem.

having said that...

there are women that don't deserve to be treated so well. I had a mate who came down to Melbourne to catch up, whilst in the CBD he went in and bought some Aesop skincare for his wife (on my recommendation)...I called him later that week and asked how her gift went and she 'wasn't that fussed'. At that point I thought 'get rid of her, she's no good!'

[Spider]

Hey Spider I'm with you...... Do that stuff all the time to my GF....... 

Please don't pinch me anybody...... 

best part is, as cyclists, we have most the tools at hand!

I use muscle soak (good for the legs after a hard day on the bike) for the warm footbath, then use a warming embrocation (from my road racing days) or almond oil (post ride massage) for the massage. Then just a bit of moisturiser and all done...and we look pro! 

[Super T.I.B]

I think there are a heap of men that whinge about their partners behaviour (lack of sexual desire, moodiness, nagging etc) but never look at what THEY could alter in their behavior to eliminate the problem.

having said that...

there are women that don't deserve to be treated so well. I had a mate who came down to Melbourne to catch up, whilst in the CBD he went in and bought some Aesop skincare for his wife (on my recommendation)...I called him later that week and asked how her gift went and she 'wasn't that fussed'. At that point I thought 'get rid of her, she's no good!'

We don't whinge......we all know it's always the womans fault.
 

Anyway, it probably wasn't the right sort of skincare jobby that he purchased. I'd say some women have a skincare range they love and don't deviate from that brand.    BUT, your mate may have taken her appreciation (or lack thereof) the wrong way. OR, his wife doesn't usually receive gifts from him and she is thinking "What is he up to? Has he been playin up or is he after some special cuddles?"

I dunno.  

[Super T.I.B]

best part is, as cyclists, we have most the tools at hand!

I use muscle soak (good for the legs after a hard day on the bike) for the warm footbath, then use a warming embrocation (from my road racing days) or almond oil (post ride massage) for the massage. Then just a bit of moisturiser and all done...and we look pro! 

 

WTF!

 

[Super T.I.B]

This really made me sick reading this today....

Link

I really don't know how "people" can do that. 

And while I'm at it.....

Link

Where's my whacking stick. 

[Big T]

best part is, as cyclists, we have most the tools at hand!
I use muscle soak (good for the legs after a hard day on the bike) for the warm footbath, then use a warming embrocation (from my road racing days) or almond oil (post ride massage) for the massage. Then just a bit of moisturiser and all done...and we look pro! 

+1000 Spider...... I also have Tea Tree Lotion that works a treat and smells quite nice as well... Great for all those little nics you get on the legs while MTBing

And don't forget the waxing. Chicks love smooth legs and other smooth bits. Makes it easier for them to massage with all that hair gone........