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« Reply #585 on: October 07, 2008, 02:42:44 AM »

OF COURSE!!!! Grin Evil

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« Reply #586 on: October 07, 2008, 03:06:55 AM »

Dunno Trev, she looks Scandinavian ... are you sure?

I agree, in that case Trev I think it's best if Jukie sends her down here so I can check her out a bit more thoroughly, once I'm done and I can assure you of YOUR safety, I'll send her up. Last thing any of us want is you damaged again. Best if I take the brunt of it.

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« Reply #587 on: October 07, 2008, 03:24:16 AM »

So you will sort her out for me then and send her to me still a virgin?Huh??

And as one famous Spider once said eeerrr I mean Bill C:

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman"....
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« Reply #588 on: October 07, 2008, 12:33:21 PM »

So you will sort her out for me then and send her to me still a virgin?Huh??

And as one famous Spider once said eeerrr I mean Bill C:

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman"....

Exactly, I have time-proven methods and (unfortunately) virgins seem to be a speciality. I'm here to help. Send her down Jukie!
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« Reply #589 on: October 07, 2008, 01:48:11 PM »

Jukie send her to me I will be driving to Vic in the coming weeks so someone to chat to would be much appreciated on the journey, I will deliver her to Spider safley Grin  Have I mentioned how comfy the back seat is in the F250 Evil
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« Reply #590 on: October 07, 2008, 02:21:21 PM »

Jukie send her to me I will be driving to Vic in the coming weeks so someone to chat to would be much appreciated on the journey, I will deliver her to Spider safley Grin  Have I mentioned how comfy the back seat is in the F250 Evil

Lecherous bastards  waytogo Grin applause
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« Reply #591 on: October 07, 2008, 02:33:06 PM »

Lecherous bastards  waytogo Grin applause


Who me I wont lay a hand on her  Grin

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« Reply #592 on: October 07, 2008, 02:41:11 PM »

Who me I wont lay a hand on her  Grin



That gives the term "Giving it the finger" a whole new and exciting meaning??? Hey ladies Huh? cheeky applause waytogo
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« Reply #593 on: October 07, 2008, 07:15:07 PM »

Who me I wont lay a hand on her  Grin

"I did not have sexual relations with this woman".... Dock, October 2008.....  Evil
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« Reply #594 on: October 07, 2008, 11:50:40 PM »

I stopped and got a few essentials for the trip  waytogo

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« Reply #595 on: October 08, 2008, 02:26:07 AM »

yes, I can see how the tool (aka the idiot) thought Jukie in a top would keep other women away!

I think between Trev, Vince, Gary and myself...we have just scarred ANY woman away....it's amazing any would want to hang around us!

Gone from Virgins to Cigar stimulation in 6 posts. A new record!
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« Reply #596 on: October 08, 2008, 03:15:55 AM »

Gone from Virgins to Cigar stimulation in 6 posts. A new record!

Yup a very cool record Roll Eyes

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« Reply #597 on: October 08, 2008, 12:28:55 PM »

yes, I can see how the tool (aka the idiot) thought Jukie in a top would keep other women away!

I think between Trev, Vince, Dragon and myself...we have just scarred ANY woman away....it's amazing any would want to hang around us!

Gone from Virgins to Cigar stimulation in 6 posts. A new record!

Actually Spider the chicks love us........ The bad boy syndrome......

The badder we are the more they want us.......  Evil   Cool   drink   chug   bacon
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« Reply #598 on: October 08, 2008, 02:44:44 PM »

that is very true Trev.

Vince i will send her to you to look after, then you must give her to Spider, and then maybe Dragon, but like Trev said she need to still be a Virgin in all matters
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« Reply #599 on: October 08, 2008, 08:11:12 PM »

I stopped and got a few essentials for the trip  waytogo



Hmmmm what sort are required?Huh? AA or AAA?? Or maybe a 240/12 volt transformer?? Grin Wink laughingdp
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