The "Official" Oz Monster Say Anything Thread...

[Dockstrada]

I thought this was you Vince until I saw the name....

Pasta C*ck.

Or is it an alter ego? 

Or it could be SKOM, those Canucks are sick bastids! 

What do you make me out to be Super you have offended my greatly this time 
Please restrain you self when association me with this sort peasant acts I am a little more sophisticated than that   




I only have eyes for arabiata sauce 

[Big T]

They tell mw Worcestershire sauce gives you a bit of a thrill.....   

[Jukie]

Come ON! 

PM me. 

so you want to know more, i will have to shoot you if i did 

[slowpoke13]

Evening all.

I'm a bit excited... I got 1 more month until Holiday.

Sorry, had to share. It's been pouring rain, cold, and windy here and the only thing keeping me warm right now is the thought of relaxing in shorts and flip-flops while enjoying a beer and looking at the pretty Australian girls.

Speaking of which, think it's possible to get a SCUBA cert while there?

[Jukie]

well slowpoke Me and Betty are master scuba divers but not qualified as an instructor. You  should be able to book in to do a dive course, but will will be busy around this time for most dive operator. the weather here has not been really good for diving or the beach at the moment. but yes you will have to book and usually will take a few days to get a cert for open water course. check on the net, there is Prodive, that where we got a cert from, but there is plenty of over operator around.

[slowpoke13]

Thanks Jukie.

It was really just a whim. If I get the opportunity, I'll go for it. Otherwise, I'll wait for Spring here. There are a few people on the ship who are working to get the classroom time done here followed by dives when we hit an available port (probably Guam, Saipan, somewhere in the Marianas, or Southern Japan).

[Betty]

So Mr Kloeden, get up to much today? Little ride up the old road perhaps?

[Jukie]

Yes Trev so what did you get up too. We met up with Craigo and Steph at the road warriors and had a bit of a chat and saw Steph new Virgin Seat,  and guess what is it cheaper than yours, and probably holds more too.

[Big T]

So Mr Kloeden, get up to much today? Little ride up the old road perhaps?

So you guys storking me or what??

Didn't see you guys anywhere. Must admitt I was all eyes for the  . The had a Ute pulled over when I went past. Then on the way home went past a hand radar  . He was busy playing with his unit so snuck past him....

So what time were you at Road Warriors?  [moto]

[Big T]

saw Steph new Virgin Seat,  and guess what is it cheaper than yours, and probably holds more too.

More information please on the new virgin seat.... Pics required...... 

[Dockstrada]

Oh goodie another virgins 

[Jukie]

so Trev you are try to avoid us aren't,  you know how highly i think of you and now you are avoiding me. this afternoon about 3ish not sure, was heading from pie in the sky when we passed you and then passed Craig and Steph so turned around an caught up with them at Road warrior, why didn't you tell us you was going on a ride, should of call. 

[Big T]

AAahhhhh last minute change in plans....... I got a leave pass for a few hours so quick trip up the Old Highway.......  [moto]

Mmmm now what excuse can I come up with not seeing you? Aaaahhh I know... It's my old eye sight.... Remember Bathurst Pub.... 

Will you ever forgive me Jukie??? 

[Jukie]

you own me big brownie point and hugs, try to avoid me i will find out you know

[craigo]

The Virgin Bag (AKA Ducati Performance Tailbag) for the 696 is pretty nifty imo; you need to remove the cowl to install it, but once it's on it really isn't going anywhere.

Without bag installed:


With Bag installed:


You can expand it to make it bigger as well, big enough to fit a helmet. and when it's removed from the bike the bag turns into a backpack.