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« Reply #765 on: December 01, 2008, 05:16:36 PM »

Interesting facts about the human body.   Roll Eyes  Shocked
 
- The  largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the  male sperm.
 
- A full  bladder is roughly the size of a soft  ball.

- It  takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your  stomach.

- The  attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes  dimples.
 
- The  average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
 
- A  woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
 
- If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long  when he died.
 
- Men  with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than  men with hair.
 
- There  are about one trillion bacteria on each of your  feet

- Side by  side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square  inch.
 
- Women  blink twice as much as  men.
 
- The  average person's skin weighs twice as much as their  brain.

-  When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate; they do the  same when you looking at someone you  hate.
 
- Your  ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you  aren't.
 
- Your  body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing  still.

- If  saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste  it.

- The  average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average  man
 
You looked  at your thumb . . . . . Didn't  you?  cheeky  Grin
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« Reply #766 on: December 01, 2008, 05:27:00 PM »

Maybe  Wink. But what'd Jukie look at??  Grin  Evil
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« Reply #767 on: December 01, 2008, 05:41:18 PM »

Damn! I looked at my thumb AND secreted more earwax.
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« Reply #768 on: December 01, 2008, 06:07:53 PM »

oops, I did too!
I'd like a 13 foot bender for mo-vember next year
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« Reply #769 on: December 01, 2008, 06:40:17 PM »

hows this for a life style mick doohan just droped in to check out a new seafood restraunt
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« Reply #770 on: December 01, 2008, 06:43:20 PM »

Maybe  Wink. But what'd Jukie look at??  Grin  Evil

S'pose she will be looking at my thumb ... and I don't expect her earwax secretion to increase.

- Your  ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you  aren't.

Yeah it provides the 'glue' for your earplugs when you are trying to keep up with the missus.
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« Reply #771 on: December 01, 2008, 07:34:22 PM »

hows this for a life style mick doohan just droped in to check out a new seafood restraunt


That helicopter looks nothin like Mick Doohan!
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« Reply #772 on: December 01, 2008, 07:59:16 PM »

got to meet him and talk, nice bloke signed my hat for me the kids got to have a good look at the heli , made my day  waytogo
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« Reply #773 on: December 01, 2008, 10:30:06 PM »

Maybe  Wink. But what'd Jukie look at??  Grin  Evil

first i was thinking about all you guys and how BIG you penis is. I first thought of you Trev.
then my heart started beating faster and i started the wink lots. and well i know im a

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« Reply #774 on: December 01, 2008, 10:37:31 PM »

first i was thinking about all you guys and how BIG you penis is. I first thought of you Trev.

Life is all about priorities ... and I know where I sit in the list.
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« Reply #775 on: December 01, 2008, 10:39:08 PM »

yes dear above Trev and the others
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« Reply #776 on: December 02, 2008, 12:30:19 AM »

yes dear above Trev and the others

I am very privileged just to get an honorable mention jukie......  Grin

MMMmmmm my sick brain just had a flash of smutt.......

So if you sucked your thumb as a kid does that mean you have a preference for blow jobs Huh?Roll Eyes
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« Reply #777 on: December 02, 2008, 12:36:53 AM »

so Trev did you use to suck you thumb
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« Reply #778 on: December 02, 2008, 12:58:55 AM »

MMMmmmmmm, all men are thumb suckers......  waytogo

Just some more (a lot more) than others.....   cheeky
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« Reply #779 on: December 02, 2008, 01:46:10 AM »

hhmmm Trev like to have his thumb sucked
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