BB - 2 words for you: Geeky Hot, w more words for you Chicken shit.
Some of the engineer/geek/math/physics pick-up lines I was trying to remember last night:
1. I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
2. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
3. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
4. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
5. Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
6. Wanna come back to my room? ...and see my 3.2GHz Pentium Core 2 Xtreme 150W Quad-core?
7. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
8. Me and you would add up better than a Riemann sum.
9. You're sweeter than glucose.
10. We're as compatible as two similar Power Macs.
11. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
12. Wanna see the programs in my TI-92?
13. Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
14. Isn't your e-mail address
beautifulgirl@mydreams.com15. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power
16. I'd like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.
17. Wanna Be Lab Partners?
18. You Know, They Say Engineers are Good at Pulling All-Nighters...
19. Your Hair Really Shines in the Light of the Terminal.
20. What's Your Sine?
21. I'd love to do a surface integral over your compound curves.
22. Were You Parents Engineers? ...Because You Have a Nice Design.
23. You are SOLID STATE!
24. Are you a differentiable function? Because I'd like to be tangent to your curves!
25. Hey Baby, What's Your Login?
26. I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
27. I'd like to demonstrate with you simple harmonic motion.
28. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 9 digits of your phone number?
29. Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
30. You're more special than relativity.
31. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.