with a vent pt and and a BKA less than an hour old
into a sharps container
Ummm... wtf did you just say?!
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Okay, so those of you who know me, know I'm a preschool teacher. (I bought the 999 to butch up a little
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So, I'm the only guy out of 130+ women, besides one of the PC's.
Cafeteria food one day.
Uh-oh... This could get ugly real quick.
Can't go to the teacher's lounge.
Can't go to the restroom in the office.
Certainly cannot use the classroom toilet.
The Cafe is just across the driveway and they have a clean bathroom that is always empty.
I hope I can make it to my 10 minute break in an hour.
Pressure is building...
Starting to hurt...
Oh, NO!!! I have to change a kid's poopy diaper... Okay, maybe this could work out.
Changing the diaper, clench my cheeks, release a little gas to ease the pressure... this could be bad. Success! The stench of the kid's offending pair of Huggies masks my own!
Break time!!! I try to walk casually out the door, down the hall, through the office. As soon as I'm out the door, I bolt across the street... Swipe my badge through the reader, door unlocks, I'm in... Down the stairs, around the corner, into the Men's room, push the stall door...
FUUUUUCK!!!!! It's locked... No, wait... It opens outward, 'cuz it's handicapped accessible! I pull open the door, turn around, lock it, check the seat, drop trou, park it, and...
AAAAAAAHHHHH.... sweet relief!!! The thing had to be three feet long, if it was an inch.
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I stopped into the cafe to get a bottle of Mountain Dew as an excuse for going to the cafe.
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