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Author Topic: I love jumping over my Ducati.  (Read 25451 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2011, 05:50:24 PM »
You are well on your way to becoming the new Randall. Have you hit 140 yet?

This thread is epic Cheesy
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« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2011, 05:57:38 PM »
This thread is make the beast with two backsing awesome!

I'm laughing so hard I'm starting to choke
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2011, 06:13:51 PM »
Quote from: El Matador on May 23, 2011, 05:50:24 PM
You are well on your way to becoming the new Randall. Have you hit 140 yet?

This thread is epic Cheesy

no, zach isn't that bad.  he's actually been very nice and wants help with his bike. 

so what if a 17yo kid is showing off, he should.  if i had a monster when i was 17, i would have acted even more insufferable than i already did.  randall was just a braggart, a funny one but a braggart.  plus he was well into his 20s. 

zach is trying to be a ducatista and a sportsman.  let him.

that doesn't mean we can't tease him a bit.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #18 on: May 23, 2011, 06:26:04 PM »
I like the new kid

but

right now

I like everybody


Zach, my only word of advice is don't turn your girl into jerk candy for the faceless forumphiles

and

if you knock it over doing that

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« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2011, 06:30:24 PM »
oh shit, thats a jeep son!!
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« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2011, 06:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Heath on May 23, 2011, 06:30:24 PM
oh shit, thats a jeep son!!




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« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2011, 06:33:39 PM »
Quote from: dropstharockalot on May 23, 2011, 04:14:09 PM
8ft rim FTW!

I'm thinking 6 or 7. If it were regulation he'd be going to the NBA instead of the USMilitary
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« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2011, 06:40:23 PM »
i don't know why i am up doing this when i have court tomorrow.. lol
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2011, 06:43:17 PM »
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I don't know either but keep em coming
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« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2011, 06:44:20 PM »
i'm going to bed, someone pick up and give me a good laugh tomorrow
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2011, 08:17:56 PM »
can't let this die yet..
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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2011, 08:23:20 PM »
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This has just become my favorite thread.

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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2011, 08:26:34 PM »
+11ty billion!  laughingdp

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I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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« Reply #28 on: May 23, 2011, 08:58:52 PM »
Holy SH*T!! I am dying over here!!  This is better than the pink monster with streamers thread!!

Zach, keep in mind..this is only tough love.  Randall was in the same boat you are now a few years back.  But given the DMF tough love treatment, he now owns and operates BellisiMoto.  waytogo

Nice Monster you've got there.  Just need to lose the Mickey Mouse mirrors, tail section, frame stickers.  17 with a Duc though?! 

BTW..what's your vertical leap?     
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 07:09:57 AM
This just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.
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« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2011, 03:43:26 AM »
Quote from: Heath on May 23, 2011, 08:17:56 PM
can't let this die yet..


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