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Author Topic: What's The Ugliest Motorcycle You've Ever Seen?  (Read 56705 times)
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« Reply #105 on: July 11, 2011, 03:24:13 PM »
Her arms are bigger & more muscular than my legs.  I'm a mountain biker.

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10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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« Reply #106 on: July 11, 2011, 03:48:11 PM »
She bends mountain bikes in half to relieve stress. Grin
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« Reply #107 on: July 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM »
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*
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« Reply #108 on: July 11, 2011, 04:06:25 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on July 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*

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It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
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« Reply #109 on: July 11, 2011, 04:09:27 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on July 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*

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Quote from: Monsterlover on July 11, 2011, 03:48:11 PM
She bends mountain bikes in half to relieve stress. Grin

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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #110 on: July 11, 2011, 04:39:25 PM »
Quote from: zarn02 on July 11, 2011, 04:03:11 PM
Some guys like their bikes, and their women, made by Chevy.

*sings "Like a rock" to himself*

Stood there boldy, sweatin' in the sun
Felt like a million, felt like number one


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« Reply #111 on: July 11, 2011, 05:33:34 PM »
be careful that chick might find out where you live and break you in half and have you begging for mercy... and then you'll ask her for more.

at least its a woman.  I think. Undecided
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« Reply #112 on: July 11, 2011, 05:50:01 PM »
Quote from: sbrguy on July 11, 2011, 05:33:34 PM
be careful that chick might find out where you live and break you in half and have you begging for mercy... and then you'll ask her for more.

at least its a woman.  I think. Undecided

is that the woman in Zappa's Bobby Brown?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #113 on: July 11, 2011, 09:37:22 PM »
Freddy?
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« Reply #114 on: July 12, 2011, 03:33:25 AM »
Quote from: krolik on July 11, 2011, 09:37:22 PM
Freddy?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #115 on: March 21, 2012, 04:09:51 PM »
[bump]

Currently for sale on eBay...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=251021775464&fromMakeTrack=true
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« Reply #116 on: March 21, 2012, 04:46:45 PM »
Sweet lord, that is... something.

Do you have to peek around the tank to see the road ahead?
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'01 996SPS
« Reply #117 on: March 21, 2012, 04:51:15 PM »
you might have to stand up to ride that one.  Undecided
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« Reply #118 on: March 21, 2012, 04:52:11 PM »
Would help keep your feet out of that 9 foot wide open primary.
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #119 on: March 21, 2012, 05:05:54 PM »
In the H-D vein:
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Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 06:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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