Going to Bogota

Started by duccarlos, June 13, 2011, 02:18:50 PM

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He Man

get a deep dark tan, a moustache and wear a short sleeve button up with slacks.

or

wear old ripped and thin clothing with jeans and flip flops. also wear  straw hat. tan required, moustache optional.

this is what the movies told me.

duccarlos

I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

KnightofNi

Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.

sorry, i have a friend who does that sort of stuff all the time... ;D




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Mother

Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.

Did you ask Judy?

He might know this one
found my old skin suit

duccarlos

Jud in Bogota??  [laugh]

If it's not a complete tourist trap, you will not find Jud there.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

He Man


i actually just passed by my friends cafe and spoked to her mom who owns the place, born and raised in bogota for 45 years. i forgot to ask her about it.  [laugh]

duccarlos

Quote from: He Man on June 14, 2011, 12:36:40 PM
i actually just passed by my friends cafe and spoked to her mom who owns the place, born and raised in bogota for 45 years. i forgot to ask her about it.  [laugh]

FAIL
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Mother

Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 11:39:52 AM
Jud in Bogota??  [laugh]

If it's not a complete tourist trap, you will not find Jud there.

I know

I just wanted to call him Judy
found my old skin suit

ducpainter

Quote from: duccarlos on June 14, 2011, 10:45:03 AM
I look pretty latin, so I can pass myself off as a local. No offense, but I'm not looking for Juddy experts. So please no "I have a friend who just so happens to be an expert in whatever subject and he told me this". No one has ever been to Bogota? Jeez, I feel like a pathfinder all of a sudden.
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