Epic Bar Tab

Started by triangleforge, June 21, 2011, 10:53:11 AM

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lazylightnin717

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Comes a time
When the blind man takes your hand
Says don't you see
Gotta' make it somehow
On the dreams you still believe

fastwin

And since when did a tiramisu dessert cost $15.00 and a large water cost $12.00?? [bang]
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aaronb

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rgramjet

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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Speedbag

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thought

Quote from: Speedbag on June 23, 2011, 06:55:34 AM
Yes, you can see her in the pic on the lower left.  ;D

haha
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redxblack

When a mid-level civil servant's annual salary wouldn't cover a decent tip, you know you've got a hell of a party tab!

triangleforge

This just in: "Zdeno Chara Says Bar Tab Being Exaggerated"

http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/bruins/post/_/id/7060/zdeno-chara-says-bar-tab-being-exaggerated

First i was like  ??? and then I was like  [roll] and then I was like totally  [laugh], but that's just because there's not a facepalm smiley available...

By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
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Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

triangleforge

And then kopf replied and I was like  [bang]
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

Kopfjäger

Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Kopfjäger

I sent a pic of the tab to one of my boys over in the sand box. This was his reply.  :D


"make the beast with two backs me! what does a sip of $2k per bottle champagne taste like I wonder? Probably like unicorn vagina!"
Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the face.

Monsterlover

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rgramjet

 Or better yet, lower left's! 


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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!