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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!
Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine
The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious
and served with a bottle of wine
Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill
and soon fell asleep and made not a peep
not knowing his wife was quite ill
he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part
with a knife dull and rusty
with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace
into a disposal quite crusty
I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there
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I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer. It didn't go. Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.
Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?
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You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.
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Quote from: rgramjet on July 13, 2011, 03:51:26 AM
I once had a client try to stuff an entire pork loin down the disposer. It didn't go. Wondering if the junk made it through the machine or if it just rattled around in there.
Also wondering if she used proper disposer protocol and ran the water?
story said the police retrieved some and took it to the hospital.
ex post facto circumcision?
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Gotcha. I couldn't bring myself to read it.
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Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 01:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter.
in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 13, 2011, 03:58:53 AM
I'm always interested in uplifting human interest stories.
Father Bruce Ritter and Covenant House is one of my favorites
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Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!
Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine
The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious
and served with a bottle of wine
Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill
and soon fell asleep and made not a peep
not knowing his wife was quite ill
he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part
with a knife dull and rusty
with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace
into a disposal quite crusty
I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there
Oh my..... awesome.
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i am now rethinking my recent policy of being a man whore.
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No doubt the term "pulling a Becker" will become part of our daily lives from here on....
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Re: & people thought lorena bobbitt was bad... WOW!
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Quote from: RAT900 on July 13, 2011, 12:08:17 AM
Oh what wonderful material for a Nursery Rhyme!!!
Old Mrs Becker carved her man's pecker,, after a dinner quite fine
The meal was delicious with ingredients malicious
and served with a bottle of wine
Old Mr. Becker said ah the heck with her, after eating his fill
and soon fell asleep and made not a peep
not knowing his wife was quite ill
he awoke with a start as she hacked at his part
with a knife dull and rusty
with a grin on her face her prize vanished,, no-trace
into a disposal quite crusty
I think I have to work on the meter a little but its getting there
awesome
also, what's wrong with you
never mind, I already know.
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You can always count on RAT for some lyrical gymnastics!
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