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« on: July 13, 2011, 08:24:36 AM »

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2011-07/moaning-mouth-bot-learns-croon-even-creepier-ever

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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2011, 08:33:56 AM »

All the pieces for Prostituto-bot are falling into place...and what a lovely voice she shall have.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2011, 08:45:55 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2011, 09:03:07 AM »

My mind's in the gutter. I'm thinking sex toy! laughingdp
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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2011, 09:25:05 AM »

All the pieces for Prostituto-bot are falling into place...and what a lovely voice she shall have.

I thought people paid prostitutes because they DIDN'T have to listen or talk to them   Grin
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2011, 09:31:05 AM »

I thought people paid prostitutes because they DIDN'T have to listen or talk to them   Grin
an on/off switch allows for the option
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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2011, 09:35:39 AM »

an on/off switch allows for the option

man's greatest dream...the on-off switch
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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2011, 09:45:46 AM »

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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2011, 10:18:52 AM »

I guess maybe I shouldn’t be surprised that this is coming from Japan, home of shockingly deviant porn….
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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2011, 10:44:42 AM »

I guess maybe I shouldn’t be surprised that this is coming from Japan, home of shockingly deviant porn….




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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 11:22:45 AM »

Gotta get one of those remotes!! Dream come true!! laughingdp laughingdp Wait, don't tell my wife I said that on the world wide web!! laughingdp
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 11:55:32 AM »

not sure what the "Stop Winging" button is for....have I been deprived of some torment called winging?
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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 12:00:26 PM »

I take it they mean whining, but who the hell knows
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2011, 01:42:55 PM »

not sure what the "Stop Winging" button is for....have I been deprived of some torment called winging?

I take it they mean whining...

Yup.  It's Britishspeak.
Winge = whine
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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2011, 02:12:48 PM »

Yup.  It's Britishspeak.
Winge = whine


excellent...I just learned a new word

thank you
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