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« on: July 19, 2011, 04:44:46 AM »
Planking Goes Wrong: Girl Gets Knocked In Chin By Stove & Pull It Out The Wall!

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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2011, 05:24:59 AM »
i can't wait until "beat a planker with a golf club" becomes the rage
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2011, 05:56:57 AM »
Wheres the anti-tip device on that range?? 
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« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2011, 07:03:28 AM »
i can't wait until "beat a baggy pants with a golf club" becomes the rage

i can't wait until "beat a car with coffee can exhaust with a golf club" becomes the rage

i can't wait until "beat a car with thumping bass with a golf club" becomes the rage

i can't wait until "beat a That's not what Oprah says with a golf club" becomes the rage

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« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2011, 07:35:48 AM »
Quote from: spolic on July 19, 2011, 07:03:28 AM
i can't wait until "beat a baggy pants with a golf club" becomes the rage

i can't wait until "beat a car with coffee can exhaust with a golf club" becomes the rage

i can't wait until "beat a car with thumping bass with a golf club" becomes the rage

i can't wait until "beat a That's not what Oprah says with a golf club" becomes the rage

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hmmm maybe you have something there... :-)
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Quote from: ducatiz on July 19, 2011, 07:35:48 AM
hmmm maybe you have something there... :-)

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« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2011, 10:12:36 AM »
Yes to all three.

I don't know why I let things bug me as much as I do.  I always have to remember to not judge someone, because they are judging you. 
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« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2011, 12:14:18 PM »

I could never fathom "judge not, lest you be judged"....

they can make the beast with two backsing fire away all they want

and they will,, irrespective of what flavor of saint or shit-head I am
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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2011, 12:21:49 PM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 12:14:18 PM
I could never fathom "judge not, lest you be judged"....

they can make the beast with two backsing fire away all they want

and they will,, irrespective of what flavor of saint or shit-head I am



reading your posts is like reading Charles Bukowski
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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2011, 12:26:43 PM »
My son has always been a big fan of his...I never warmed up to him...maybe too much like reading my own shit

but that may be a bit judgmental

never warmed up to Bukowski that is...I like my son  waytogo
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2011, 12:44:36 PM »
I had to look up what planking was....umm, that's the extent of people's creativity now?
Taking pictures of someone laying down in unusual spots. Damn that's lame.
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« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2011, 02:25:02 PM »
Quote from: RAT900 on July 19, 2011, 12:14:18 PM
they can f____ fire away all they want

and they will,, irrespective of what flavor of saint or $H!it-head I am


I agree. I'm sure that I do loads of stuff that make people shake their heads...and I, like you don't care what they think.  My point is why should I waste my time with them.  So I need to remind my self to 'move-along' and don't judge.

But if you post it on the internet...fair game.

@ Lethe  You think planking is lame, how about this? 

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« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2011, 02:26:52 PM »
I'll start a new trend
take pictures of a rabid alley cat in doll clothes in interesting locations
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« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2011, 02:35:24 PM »
Be sure to have someone filming you dressing said cat, for the YouTube vids will be priceless.
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« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2011, 04:40:47 PM »
Does this count?
no?

okay but its still hilarious.
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