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ducatiz
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How to troll a dating website
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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1017090&mid=19567&i=0&nmt=How+to+troll+a+dating+website
I am still choking from laughing so much
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Thats some flattering portraiture right there!
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yep... there goes my coffee....
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Re: How to troll a dating website
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that's some good stuff
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All I can say is... WOW!!!
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that is just sooo wrong!!
funny....
but wrong lol
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That's where Cyrus has been?!
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Sorry, I think it's unnecessarily rude.
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Re: How to troll a dating website
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Quote from: Grappa on July 19, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
Sorry, I think it's unnecessarily rude.
It's ok, ugly people don't have feelings.
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July 19, 2011, 11:15:28 AM »
The fellow has a dark gift for capturing and accentuating the essence
of the targeted individuals' weaker features and/or visual context
it is evil stuff and he is likely burdened with an eye
that makes the worst of what he sees in life
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That is strange hobby to give up sex for.
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He's just doing caricatures.
People on the street in SanFran charge good money for that.
If you put your pic on the web, then you open yourself to it. That's just life.
And not all of the women in the pics were unattractive, but he definitely did make light of all of them.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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July 19, 2011, 12:03:19 PM »
yes and in days of yore, accurate portraiture of the nobility could have devastating consequences
if the artist's eye was less than esthetically charitable with the subject matter at hand
all humans are like unfolding flowers....blossoming......
unique,,,like precious snowflakes
at least in my world
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Quote from: Bick on July 19, 2011, 09:22:04 AM
That's where Cyrus has been?!
Beat me to it.
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