Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:
December 31, 2024, 08:46:07 PM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: No Registration with MSN emails
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
* Discussion Boards
Introduce Yourself
FAQs and Policies

General Monster Forum
Remembering our friends...in Memorium
Riding Techniques
Tutorials
Tech
Accessories & Mods
Gear
Racing & Trackdays
Stolen Motorcycles

No Moto Content
Board Tech Issues

Local Club Boards
BOMb
RCP

* Sponsors
Valley Desmo Service
California Cycleworks
MotorcycleGear.Com
Monsterparts
Minor Sponsor Board
Sponsor Info

* Flea Market
Monsters for Sale
Monsters Wanted
Other Bikes
Parts for Sale
Parts Wanted
Gear for Sale
Misc for Sale/Wanted

Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7   Go Down
« previous next »
  Print  
Author Topic: IKEA and Starbucks & No Cigarettes  (Read 24051 times)
RAT900
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 10112
« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2011, 06:11:51 AM »
Quote from: sbrguy on August 01, 2011, 06:02:24 AM
this is a hilrarious thread, the funniest response was the one that said "you know when you go in the doors to the store turn leftand you are the self service area skipping the entire display store.".

 applause that was classic.

that goes for you too!!!  Smiley
Logged
This is an insult to the Pez community
ducatiz
No trellis. no desmo. = Not Ducati.
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 15590
« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2011, 06:16:15 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on August 01, 2011, 06:09:56 AM
<sputtering>  why I oughta.....agggh make the beast with two backs you you make the beast with two backsing make the beast with two backser...quit poking the nest, you impudent twit  bang head
Logged
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
il d00d
something something something something
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1050
« Reply #47 on: August 01, 2011, 08:06:34 AM »
Quote from: Vindingo on July 31, 2011, 08:52:48 AM

The most aggravating thing about Ikea is that I cannot even buy the raw materials to build shit for what it costs them to sell their finished product.  


You need to get your hands on some radioactive wood is all.
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/your-furniture-could-be-radioactive


Thread's too long, didn't read the whole thing, but did anyone mention the shortcut to the warehouse at Ikea?  I think there is even a big sign as you walk in...
Logged
AJ
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2658
« Reply #48 on: August 01, 2011, 08:07:34 AM »
 laughingdp
Logged
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
The Bacon Junkie
I have a Bacon Wrapped
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9851


Save the brass...
« Reply #49 on: August 01, 2011, 08:12:31 AM »
Quote from: il d00d on August 01, 2011, 08:06:34 AM

Thread's too long, didn't read the whole thing, but did anyone mention the shortcut to the warehouse at Ikea?  I think there is even a big sign as you walk in...

Grin  applause




bacon
Logged
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...
AJ
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2658
« Reply #50 on: August 01, 2011, 12:01:20 PM »
RAT, your new avatar fits the theme nicely...
 laughingdp
Logged
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.
RAT900
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 10112
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2011, 12:08:07 PM »
Quote from: AJ on August 01, 2011, 12:01:20 PM
RAT, your new avatar fits the theme nicely...
 laughingdp

yup my favorite Ikea store...I think the passageway to self-service survived the blaze tho
Logged
This is an insult to the Pez community
triangleforge
I'm just a guy. I'm no
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 3185


2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon


WWW
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2011, 01:06:37 PM »
IKEA

The chorus just speaks to me. Maybe because IKEA was one of my first post-divorce outings.  Grin
Logged
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon
JEFF_H
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1219



WWW
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2011, 02:35:36 PM »
venti coffee  coffee
http://movieclips.com/hC5B-role-models-movie-a-venti-coffee/
Logged
dolci
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1139
« Reply #54 on: August 02, 2011, 03:49:28 AM »
Quote from: triangleforge on August 01, 2011, 01:06:37 PM
The chorus just speaks to me. Maybe because IKEA was one of my first post-divorce outings.  Grin
applause

One of my first post-separation outings  waytogo- left with nothing and furnished an entire 3 BR apt myself (and put it all in the back of the Volvo!)

You can never move anything from there however, as it usually doesn't withstand the move! cheeky
Logged
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing; however, they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

2005 620ie
1998 GS500E - gone
ducatiz
No trellis. no desmo. = Not Ducati.
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 15590
« Reply #55 on: August 02, 2011, 06:00:19 AM »
Quote from: dolci on August 02, 2011, 03:49:28 AM
applause

One of my first post-separation outings  waytogo- left with nothing and furnished an entire 3 BR apt myself (and put it all in the back of the Volvo!)

You can never move anything from there however, as it usually doesn't withstand the move! cheeky


I've moved 3 times with our Ikea furniture. 

Held up perfectly.

The secret? 

..disassemble it. 
Logged
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
mitt
Flounder-Administrator
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 4378


2003 M1000s


WWW
« Reply #56 on: August 02, 2011, 06:37:36 AM »
Quote from: triangleforge on August 01, 2011, 01:06:37 PM
IKEA

The chorus just speaks to me. Maybe because IKEA was one of my first post-divorce outings.  Grin

I had no idea that Ikea was on the divorced man to do list - but it makes sense.

 Grin

mitt
Logged
homepage http://sites.google.com/site/mittelstadtc/
akmnstr
What a Handsome
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1243


The Puppy Killer
« Reply #57 on: August 02, 2011, 09:39:32 AM »
Quote from: mitt on August 02, 2011, 06:37:36 AM
I had no idea that Ikea was on the divorced man to do list - but it makes sense.

 Grin

mitt

Yup, it is just a notch above the salvation army store.  Wish it was around when I got divorced.  Those precious little things you buy once your free and clear.  Those are the things you'll always treasure. 


Ratt, I understand the grumpy old man thing.  I'm a grumpy old man myself.  Given any thought to anger management?
Logged
"you may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas!!" Davey Crockett & AKmnstr

"An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men."
Charles Darwin

"I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass." Marlon Brando
RAT900
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 10112
« Reply #58 on: August 02, 2011, 10:03:05 AM »
Quote from: ducatiz on August 02, 2011, 06:00:19 AM
I've moved 3 times with our Ikea furniture. 

 

Tiz.........

that's pretty damn close to saying you're into flattening and refolding Kleenex

to get a second using out of it when it dries  Grin
Logged
This is an insult to the Pez community
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18390


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2011, 10:07:02 AM »
vomit
Logged
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
Pages: 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 7   Go Up
  Print  
« previous next »
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder 		Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1