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How the heck is a guy supposed to sit on this motorbike?
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How the heck is a guy supposed to sit on this motorbike?
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August 04, 2011, 08:41:41 AM »
This was taken from my local forum: PNWriders. Thank you Slygrin!
"I just picked up a GoPro HD camera, so I stuck it on the front of the Breva and took it out for a test run. I met up with the wife for lunch and thought I had turned the camera off, but didn't press the button long enough. So while we were inside having lunch a couple of guys stopped by and checked out the bike. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time."
Moto Guzzi (and Ducati) owners will appreciate this one.
Turn up the volume a bit, the very beginning is a little hard to hear.
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"MADE ... IN.... ITALY! There ya go, that told tha story, that'sa dago bike!"
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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The hand gestures at 0:40 are rather priceless.
You'd think they had never seen a shaft drive bike before...
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Quote from: Sad Panda on August 04, 2011, 08:55:36 AM
The hand gestures at 0:40 are rather priceless.
he went to a lot of frat parties
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Oh shit! Theres my dose of comedy for the day! LMAO!!
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Funny.
But it's also awesome. I like when dudes who don't know anything about a certain brand of bike are interested in how it's put together. I do that same thing--albeit with a different accent--when I come across a new-to-me type of bike .
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WTH is a dago bike?
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Quote from: NFJ79 on August 04, 2011, 12:42:14 PM
WTH is a dago bike?
"That's right R2.... we're going to the Dagobah System..."
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That's great!
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Priceless
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Quote from: NFJ79 on August 04, 2011, 12:42:14 PM
WTH is a dago bike?
DAGO is an old derogatory term for Italians. Either that or "wop."
Both have declined into humor due to age.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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Quote from: NFJ79 on August 04, 2011, 12:42:14 PM
WTH is a dago bike?
Someone needs to watch The Untouchables.
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Yup, it's supposed to sound like that....
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hahaha @ :28 while these two ass backward yokles are trying to pronounce the name of the bike, Cletus decides he needs to comb his hair. Awesomeness!
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This is like something you see on TV. Since when did Italy start exporting those new fangled motobikes?
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