Bike a thief thwarted today

[CromoMann]

Sorry, I've had that fantasy play out many times... in my head.  But - each time the thief is given a thumping and the LEOs aren't necessarily involved.  Given the assumed outcome of a romantic return to 'Bubba' in jail - I think this is a higher plain... 

[Hellraising-vtec]

every time i read this it puts a smile in my face.