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« on: August 31, 2011, 06:30:55 PM »

In these dark times you can never be too prepared.

Thought I saw a zombie today, turned out to just be a crackhead walking through East Baltimore but I figure better safe than sorry.

 

Couple of friends had some trees fall in the hurricane, off to the rescue.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2011, 06:41:27 PM »

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Next thing you need is a scabbard  laughingdp
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2011, 06:44:28 PM »

But with a scabbard how am I going to discourage tailgaters?
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2011, 06:56:13 PM »

^^ totally.  

The scabbard would be *in addition*

chain saw + shotgun in scabbard = twice the zombie protection!  waytogo
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2011, 07:01:37 PM »

wow, this is creepy. at work I was just talking to an apprentice about outfitting one's ducati for the zombie apocalypse
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2011, 07:07:52 PM »

I was thinking I should get a good set of knobby tires ready to put on the Duc just in case.
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« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2011, 07:20:23 PM »

"The evil got into my hand. I had to cut it off."
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2011, 07:27:14 PM »

Groovy.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2011, 06:31:56 AM »



Holy hell best commute ever. Never got so many thumbs up and camera phone snaps. Guy on a Gixxer6 rode by me shaking his head laughing.
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2011, 06:54:37 AM »

 applause  laughingdp
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2011, 07:53:29 AM »

Haha oh man that rules so f*ckin hard.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2011, 08:13:47 AM »

that kicks ass!!!  Shocked
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2011, 08:29:02 AM »

you mounted it in the wrong spot...it should be on the front forks so you can mow them down while riding  Evil
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2011, 08:30:33 AM »

you mounted it in the wrong spot...it should be on the front forks so you can mow them down while riding  Evil

Oh believe me... I tried. There was just nowhere to mount it securely/safely/as safely as you can mount a chainsaw on a motorcycle.
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2011, 08:53:35 AM »

Here's your 15 minutes...

http://hellforleathermagazine.com/2011/09/the-zombie-apocalypse-special-edition-ducati-monster/
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