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braando
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« on: September 10, 2011, 09:46:45 PM »

Hi All,

Aussies have always been known in here for their clean, tidy bikes, so i feel its about time that we let the cat out of the bag with our secrets..........just bear in mind that these two pups helping are much loved and pampered........they  come out with me when i drag the bikes out and were itching to help out...........

Ducati Monster Cleaning Secrets Exposed

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2011, 09:51:01 PM »

use the dogs to clean the (hot) exhausts after a long ride?
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2011, 02:41:19 AM »

You need to attach a handle to them so you don't have to bend over   Grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2011, 06:56:04 AM »

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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2011, 08:56:15 AM »

Now that's funny as hell!! laughingdp laughingdp Hope the wife or neighbors didn't see that. Grin Is one of the pups named Buff? As in "that will Buff right out". laughingdp With the right breeding you could turn this into a profitable business! popcorn Franchises maybe?? Those Aussies think of everything. Wink
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2011, 09:13:19 AM »

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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2011, 09:26:46 AM »

i hear they are good for wiping your arse too
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« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2011, 12:45:50 PM »

Now thats effin funny laughingdp
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« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2011, 09:50:41 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2011, 12:20:03 AM »

Tried this with my cat, and let me save you all the heartache:  NO BUENO.  The only way I could get all the cat hair off was to go 130mph down the highway, which also took off most of my hair as well.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2011, 09:38:57 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2011, 02:43:08 PM »

Great stuff  Grin
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2011, 04:02:22 PM »

You need to attach a handle to them so you don't have to bend over   Grin

Last time I checked, them furry things have a place to put a stick in the rear end.  Makes cleaning easier!
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