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KnightofNi
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Re: I now claim this land as my own!
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Reply #45 on:
August 12, 2008, 09:25:30 AM »
Quote from: GotDuc on August 12, 2008, 08:52:44 AM
Though I cannot speak for NYMMC as a whole but I will help defend DEVAl from the intruders from the west.
just throw something shiny over their shoulder and you can distract them for a good 3 hrs.
or show mom a beer.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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August 12, 2008, 09:44:49 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 09:25:30 AM
or show mom a
beer
boobs.
fixed it for ya!
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KnightofNi
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Re: I now claim this land as my own!
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August 12, 2008, 12:01:28 PM »
Quote from: JBubble on August 12, 2008, 09:44:49 AM
fixed it for ya!
just don't get mad at him for lookign at other boobs if we have to distract him
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
jdubbs32584
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August 12, 2008, 12:10:07 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 12:01:28 PM
just don't get mad at him for lookign at other boobs if we have to distract him
hmmmm. oh fine.
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Mother
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August 13, 2008, 09:26:35 AM »
beer?
boobs?
beerboobs?
Yay boobeeries
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KnightofNi
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Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2008, 09:26:35 AM
beer?
boobs?
beerboobs?
Yay boobeeries
get the to a boobery!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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August 13, 2008, 04:10:21 PM »
we are coming in from the north...
planning to move right through the so called NYMMC, or whatever it is.
meet you in DEVAL. I bring Harpoon IPA
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KnightofNi
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Quote from: herm on August 13, 2008, 04:10:21 PM
we are coming in from the north...
planning to move right through the so called NYMMC, or whatever it is.
meet you in DEVAL. I bring Harpoon IPA
you pick the date, we shall pick the
bar
battlefield.
members of DeVal...sally forth and bring your best weapons. no mass produced beverage of malted grain and barley will suffice for this battle.
also, bring a driver or an air mattress and a pillow.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Mother
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August 13, 2008, 05:28:14 PM »
rarely does battle get so intense to call for air matresses and pillows
I salute you good sir
and will weep on your grave
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August 14, 2008, 01:59:48 AM »
For mother I bring Talcam powder and a fan.
For when he sleeps I shall place the fan on him and sprinkle the powder through it.
He shall awaken coated from head to toe.
Back to the west with ye!
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KnightofNi
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Quote from: Mother on August 13, 2008, 05:28:14 PM
rarely does battle get so intense to call for air matresses and pillows
I salute you good sir
and will weep on your grave
shed no tears for me. i am simply doing what any patriot would do. i am defending my land from the infidels to the west.
the human body can overcome many obstacles and keep going past it's normal breaking point when the mind wills it to.
you shall have your own bucket in which shall be deposited the evidence of your loss. beng the gracious victor i will even offer you a place to nurse your wounds, gather your fallen comrades and recover before you head back to whence you came.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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Re: I now claim this land as my own!
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August 15, 2008, 03:33:17 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on August 14, 2008, 05:39:47 AM
shed no tears for me. i am simply doing what any patriot would do. i am defending my land from the infidels to the west.
the human body can overcome many obstacles and keep going past it's normal breaking point when the mind wills it to.
you shall have your own bucket in which shall be deposited the evidence of your loss. beng the gracious victor i will even offer you a place to nurse your wounds, gather your fallen comrades and recover before you head back to whence you came.
I, however, offer no such compassion. If the battle is brought upon my doorstep the fallen will become dog kibble, be they friend or foe. Even the mildly wounded will probably be eaten.
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Re: I now claim this land as my own!
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August 22, 2008, 08:26:59 PM »
northern make the beast with two backsers, go back to your moose and shit.
I will bring my homebrew and my broadsword. Yes I have a sword, if that doesn't work....
OR.......
I'm too lazy to actually pick it up and swing it at people I still have a 12 gauge.
Last time some fruits from a strange land (ang-land) came and make the beast with two backsed with us east coasters we kicked ass and took names. Now you pansies want to try the same shit.
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August 24, 2008, 06:58:00 AM »
welcome back jess
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.
now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Mother
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Re: I now claim this land as my own!
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August 24, 2008, 01:43:22 PM »
"Northerners"
Both our states reside between 40 and 45 N
"East Coasters"
the only "east coast" y'all have is Jersey
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