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« on: September 15, 2011, 10:02:46 AM »
Oh my... When will folks learn. Even if you're a dude, if it's too big to go in your pocket, it holds your ID and money items and has no straps... its still a clutch purse.
If it's too big to go in your pocket, too small to hold anything useful, holds your ID and money and has a strap - it's still a purse.

No man should be wearing tights to a social event unless it's part of a period costume - and then you'd best have a sword.

And for just about anyone jeggings are a horrible idea.

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/mankinis-murses-and-man-bags-a-glossary-of-mens-fashion-terms-2550341#photoViewer=1
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« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2011, 10:12:33 AM »
Knowing what's fashionable and not is also cause for man card revocation. Just sayin'.
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« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2011, 10:22:07 AM »
I carry a purse. Yes, that's right, I didn't say satchel, I didn't say shoulderbag, I said purse. I'm secure as hell in my manhood and for carrying around a full size Leatherman, a netbook, and a pair of prescription sunglasses it's a helluva lot more convenient than looking like Batman with a utility belt.

It no longer looks like I have a square wang in my pockets from my phone either. Do I catch jabs about it on occasion? Ohhh yeah. Do I then hear "you were sooo friggin right" when someone else cracks and picks up a purse of their own? Oh yeah. I don't carry it all the time, but when I need my standard redneck/nerd toolkit it's pretty damn handy.

Plus it's a very convenient place for storing my tampons.
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« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2011, 10:28:45 AM »
I have Prada shoes.. a few couture suits.. several hand made suits...  I like dressing up, my hot wife likes it, her hot sister likes it. 

I also know how to dismantle multiple types of engines and do all my own treework, felling and splitting. 

And I can rock my little girl to sleep.

And I smell great.

It all comes with being a man... dressing up and down... putting it in.. and taking it out.

I gave up my "Man" card a long time ago in favor of my "Superman" card. 

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« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2011, 10:38:25 AM »
Nothing wrong with a a good suit an nice shoes...

They are a long way from jeggings and a purse.

Oh Artful.. the murse carrying IZ_.
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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2011, 10:44:57 AM »
Quote from: Sad Panda on September 15, 2011, 10:38:25 AM
Nothing wrong with a a good suit an nice shoes...

They are a long way from jeggings and a purse.

Oh Artful.. the murse carrying IZ_.

i see what you're getting at.

just call it what it is:  DQTs.  Drag Queens in Training.

...not that there's anything wrong with that..
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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2011, 10:51:42 AM »
Have you SEEN my calves? Heels make those things POP.
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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2011, 10:52:36 AM »
Quote from: Artful on September 15, 2011, 10:51:42 AM
Have you SEEN my calves? Heels make those things POP.

They also push out the tummy...

Makes that POP too
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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2011, 10:56:04 AM »
Lol I think that's the beer, not the heels.

I can also put beer in my purse. Just sayin.
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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2011, 11:05:26 AM »
I use a Maxpedition Remora Gearslinger (http://www.maxpedition.com/store/pc/Remora-Gearslinger-2p384.htm) for concealed carry during the warmer months... fashionable yet functional. I also use it while riding. Haven't had anyone say anything yet.
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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2011, 11:09:26 AM »
That looks designed to be carried on the back. I think you transform from small pack/gear bag once it's carried on or in front of the hip. Also same should-same hip is a danger zone. Cross body strapping is less pursey
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« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2011, 11:11:22 AM »
Quote from: ManaloEA on September 15, 2011, 11:05:26 AM
I use a Maxpedition Remora Gearslinger (http://www.maxpedition.com/store/pc/Remora-Gearslinger-2p384.htm) for concealed carry during the warmer months... fashionable yet functional. I also use it while riding. Haven't had anyone say anything yet.

You can call it anything you want and even put a gun in it, it's still a purse. Own it. I would carry with mine but without getting political, it ain't happenin' in MD.

That's a nice purse, looks durable as hell.
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« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2011, 11:16:45 AM »
Quote from: Artful on September 15, 2011, 11:11:22 AM
You can call it anything you want and even put a gun in it, it's still a purse. Own it. I would carry with mine but without getting political, it ain't happenin' in MD.

That's a nice purse, looks durable as hell.

Yep, I proudly call it my Man Purse (a.k.a. murse). And yes, they are built tough.
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« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2011, 11:24:37 AM »
Attaboy. Viva la Pursolution.
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2011, 11:35:09 AM »
i just carry my patagonia (yes patagonia) messenger bag.

It is my man-bag.

I have a smaller timbuk2 that i use when i dont' want to carry such a big bag.
i also wear a kilt regularly. call it what you want. jsut be comfortable with yourself


except for jeggings. those are just annoying.
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