Fashonable /= right

[badgalbetty]

Tere is nothing wrong with being a metro Canterburian......just last night I saw thy brethren in Portland standing outsde Dante's.......Debauchery  central indeed. They fit right in and did a great job of Keeping Portand Wierd!
I say whatever makes one happy , murse purse backpack holster whatever......If you need to carry stuff decide what is the best package for you .....btw does anyone need a sac............I wont be needing mine in a bit........

[Oldfisti]

^^^ Thanks Erica.  I just had beer come out my nose!


I don't care who you are, that's funny right there...

[badgalbetty]

 

[badgalbetty]

it seems that I have offended someone here for the last time and so rather than a pissiing match I am taking my leave. I apologise  for being so crass and uncouth and so unladylike. I hereby resign my membership to the DMF ,never to return. Thanks for all your help everyone, seem I am just not the right kind of person to be here. Those of you who have my email address can contact me that way those that I have spoken to on the phone about their own gender and crossdressing issues I hope that you get help and are able to live as I do, free and at peace with yourself in todays society. Those with divorce and drug and alcohol issues that have contacted me , the same is for you
I am being chastized by someone here because they find my remarks offensive but its ok for others to say worse things about more serious subjects?
Goodbye and ride safe.

[ManaloEA]

it seems that I have offended someone here for the last time and so rather than a pissiing match I am taking my leave. I apologise  for being so crass and uncouth and so unladylike. I hereby resign my membership to the DMF ,never to return. Thanks for all your help everyone, seem I am just not the right kind of person to be here. Those of you who have my email address can contact me that way those that I have spoken to on the phone about their own gender and crossdressing issues I hope that you get help and are able to live as I do, free and at peace with yourself in todays society. Those with divorce and drug and alcohol issues that have contacted me , the same is for you
I am being chastized by someone here because they find my remarks offensive but its ok for others to say worse things about more serious subjects?
Goodbye and ride safe.

What the heck are you talking about?!?!?!! I enjoy your posts.. Crass, yes. Entertaining, definitely. Sounds like someone else needs to get a set of cahones...

[DucNaked]

What the heck are you talking about?!?!?!! I enjoy your posts.. Crass, yes. Entertaining, definitely. Sounds like someone else needs to get a set of cahones...

+1

[RAT900]

it seems that I have offended someone here for the last time and so rather than a pissiing match I am taking my leave. I apologise  for being so crass and uncouth and so unladylike. I hereby resign my membership to the DMF ,never to return. Thanks for all your help everyone, seem I am just not the right kind of person to be here. Those of you who have my email address can contact me that way those that I have spoken to on the phone about their own gender and crossdressing issues I hope that you get help and are able to live as I do, free and at peace with yourself in todays society. Those with divorce and drug and alcohol issues that have contacted me , the same is for you
I am being chastized by someone here because they find my remarks offensive but its ok for others to say worse things about more serious subjects?
Goodbye and ride safe.

Oh stop being a drama queen  

I personally strive to "lower the bar" here constantly and have yet to see you post one thing on the board that comes close to matching my more egregious efforts

to the contrary what you post has been fine (by my standards)

stop being so damn thin skinned...I enjoy your visits and posts...please stick around

people always have the option of not reading the content of those whom they find offensive....

I am sure I have a good non-following in that regard as well

[Howie]

it seems that I have offended someone here for the last time and so rather than a pissiing match I am taking my leave. I apologise  for being so crass and uncouth and so unladylike. I hereby resign my membership to the DMF ,never to return. Thanks for all your help everyone, seem I am just not the right kind of person to be here. Those of you who have my email address can contact me that way those that I have spoken to on the phone about their own gender and crossdressing issues I hope that you get help and are able to live as I do, free and at peace with yourself in todays society. Those with divorce and drug and alcohol issues that have contacted me , the same is for you
I am being chastized by someone here because they find my remarks offensive but its ok for others to say worse things about more serious subjects?
Goodbye and ride safe.

If there are enough people around someone will surely get offended.  That's life.  No need for either a pissing match or leaving the board.

[abby normal]

dang ... anyone offended by that doesn't belong on a motorcycle themed board.

everyone needs to have another cold one and relax.

[Adamm0621]

I'm confused... this thread went from entertaining to crap in about .03 seconds...

This is just like when my parents split up...

It's my fault everyone is fighting isn't it?

[Artful]

I'm confused... this thread went from entertaining to crap in about .03 seconds...

This is just like when my parents split up...

It's my fault everyone is fighting isn't it?

Yes. Because you touch yourself at night.

[ducatiz]

Yes. Because you touch yourself at night.

is the time of day significant in your judgement? 

[Artful]

More than you would think.

[ducatiz]

i'd rather him do it at night.  people are at work during the day.  night = home.  i don't care what he touches at home as long as he washes up.

[Thuddds]

The Rules:

1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach, you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Fag.

2. If you have a cat, you are a FLAMING homo. A cat is like a dog, only gay -- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... 'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!' Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!' Jeeezus, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit, you're so queer.

3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and undeniably a fag.

4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.

5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're gay. A straight man will never be heard ordering a 'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips, you've had a Johnson there too.

6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four different types of dessert other than ice cream, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a 'fressier' is; you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than cotton or denim, you are an ass-pirate.

7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to beep at a slow driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, or hold his beer.

8. If you do not show this off to all the males you know because you are afraid of hurting their feelings then you are definitely on the verge on being a pole smoker.

So remember the rules, or keep that gay stuff to yourself.