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Author Topic: Dr Conan T. Barbarian  (Read 1631 times)
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« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 03:55:08 PM »
Thanks Kev, that made my day!


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It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
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« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 04:59:48 PM »
That's funny!! laughingdp In a weird related story my good friend's ranch is in west Texas near Cross Plains, TX. It's in the middle of no-where north of Brownwood, TX. Believe it or not the creator of Conan the Barbarian was Robert E. Howard, a native of Cross Plains. He is a local hero and there is a museum there in his honor. We're talking about a small country town with a population of about 1,000 folks. I always think about the Conan comic books every time I drive through town.

http://www.crossplains.com/howard/

Apparently Conan has gotten a good education since then and is now a professor at a university in the UK!! waytogo laughingdp
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The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

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« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 06:59:08 PM »
Quote from: fastwin on September 20, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
Apparently Conan has gotten a good education since then and is now a professor at a university in the UK!! waytogo laughingdp

Not anymore. They booted his ass!
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« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 07:04:14 PM »
I stand corrected. laughingdp
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #5 on: September 21, 2011, 05:51:12 AM »
that right there is funny.
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« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2011, 06:12:52 AM »
His profile indicated he had been “ripped from his mother's womb on the corpse-strewn battlefields of his war-torn homeland, Cimmeria, and has been preparing for academic life ever since”.
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« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 06:36:58 AM »
“In 2011/12, he will be teaching on the following courses: ‘The Relevance of Crom in the Modern World’, ‘Theories of Literature’, ‘Vengeance for Beginners’,

‘Deciphering the Riddle of Steel’ and ‘D.H. Lawrence’.

“He strongly objects to the terms of the Croke Park agreement and the current trend for remaking 1980s films that he believes were perfectly good enough in the first place.”

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« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 09:34:38 AM »
When the professor was asked what was best in academic life his response was, "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women". laughingdp
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 09:35:42 AM »
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That's been my philosophy for as long as I can remember Grin
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« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 09:38:43 AM »
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 09:45:00 AM »
It made me the man I am today Grin
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« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2011, 12:00:48 AM »
Quote from: fastwin on September 20, 2011, 04:59:48 PM
That's funny!! laughingdp In a weird related story my good friend's ranch is in west Texas near Cross Plains, TX. It's in the middle of no-where north of Brownwood, TX. Believe it or not the creator of Conan the Barbarian was Robert E. Howard, a native of Cross Plains. He is a local hero and there is a museum there in his honor. We're talking about a small country town with a population of about 1,000 folks. I always think about the Conan comic books every time I drive through town.

Howard was a badass, and the the best writer (ever) to come from Texas. 
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