Wedding Rings...?

[Speeddog]

Really??!?
If it's jinxed, I would think the *last* thing you'd want to turn it into is a cockring...

 

Well played! 

[RAT900]

Really??!?
If it's jinxed, I would think the *last* thing you'd want to turn it into is a cockring...

    true, could wind up with a cornucopia of STDs and a performance problem all in one failed shot

[RAT900]

I can't believe I'm not the only one who had this flash in their mind. 

Or maybe not.

You just have better "discretionary filters" than I do   

[Mother]

glue it to the bottom of the toilet bowl

[J5]

expand it into a cockring size or something

i have 1 mate who is a jeweller

another that went through a nasty divorce

the wedding ring was remade into a prince albert ring 

[VisceralReaction]

I really really REALLY like the bullet idea!
I pawned mine and got about half what I paid for it 16 years ago.
I took the money and started the sleeve tattoo that the ex hated when I brought the idea of it up years ago. 

[bevel]

I went titanium with my ring, but there's not enough to do anything meaningful with it. Would probably hand it back to my aunt (a jeweler) and swap for a size that would fit another finger.

+1 on the bullet idea, but if you never shoot it, its just going to be a trinket that sits around. And if you do shoot it, it better be worth it.

If it were me, I'd probably just sell the thing.

[VisceralReaction]

Oh I'll make that bullet count 

[fastwin]

glue it to the bottom of the toilet bowl

Outmake the beast with two backsingstanding idea!! My current wife would complain so maybe I should nail mine to a tree at the farm. Kind of like a target. I like to pee outside when I'm in the country. So many good ideas, so little time.

[Bick]

Sell it.

Give $x to every one on the board. 

Seriously...  Sell it.

After M2 left me, and returned the rings, bigger one at very high velocity, I sold them.  Paid for my first year(+) of law school.

[Adamm0621]

I think my ex should have to give her rings back... after all, I paid for them.  Why should she get to sell them and then profit off of this?

I'll probably end up selling it or throwing it away... I like the idea of tossing it into the river.  The toilet bowl idea is awesome, but I think I'll take my revenge on my ex by living a good life and by being much happier than she'll ever be.  I really liked the bullet idea, but there would only be one instance that I would shoot it, and that would lead to further complications.

I'll see how much I get offered for it, and if it's not worth my time, I'll just chuck it... maybe I'll throw it over my shoulder at the next cage that decides to tailgate me.

[Howie]

Since the rings are in her possession and they were given to her walk away and get on with your life.  Yeah, she did break the contract, but over the years the rings will be of little consequence.  Just my $.02

[zooom]

back when I was happily married, I had a buddy of mine who had gotten divorced and cut his ring into bits and had it packed into a 3 inch shell for his 12 guage with some flechette type shrapnel and put a pic of his ex on a sporting clay and sent both off into the cosmos of forever-gone-land....

[fastwin]

More good ideas.

[ducpainter]

I think my ex should have to give her rings back... after all, I paid for them.  Why should she get to sell them and then profit off of this?

I'll probably end up selling it or throwing it away... I like the idea of tossing it into the river.  The toilet bowl idea is awesome, but I think I'll take my revenge on my ex by living a good life and by being much happier than she'll ever be.  I really liked the bullet idea, but there would only be one instance that I would shoot it, and that would lead to further complications.

I'll see how much I get offered for it, and if it's not worth my time, I'll just chuck it... maybe I'll throw it over my shoulder at the next cage that decides to tailgate me.

From experience...

the court will rule it was a gift and you should get on with things.