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Popeye the Sailor

#75
October 04, 2011, 09:40:37 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2011, 09:26:35 AM
given that match.com is known as bootycall.com that's not a big deal

Shhhh-the boy could use some luck these days, especially with the kilt thing. There's a reason the only photo with him wrapped around anyone else has me in it. Tragic.


If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DucMouse the Mighty

#76
October 04, 2011, 09:42:37 AM
 [popcorn]
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

r_ciao

#77
October 04, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 09:03:23 AM
I'll write your match.com profile for you for free. Guaranteed the first broad to respond will sleep with you.


so that's what i'm missing...
i've been romantic and gentlemanly.  maybe i should just write that i want to "get busy".
'09 Monster 696+ Red, of course.
EvoTech Tail Tidy, SpeedyMoto frame sliders, 14T front sprocket

ducatiz

#78
October 04, 2011, 10:54:59 AM
Quote from: r_ciao on October 04, 2011, 10:08:55 AM
so that's what i'm missing...
i've been romantic and gentlemanly.  maybe i should just write that i want to "get busy".

write that you like nice walks on the beach during sunset while wearing a dog collar and pony plug.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

RAT900

#79
October 04, 2011, 11:02:27 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2011, 10:54:59 AM
write that you like nice walks on the beach during sunset while wearing a dog collar and pony plug.


[laugh] [laugh] [clap] [clap]   choke collar
This is an insult to the Pez community

MikeZ

#80
October 04, 2011, 11:02:56 AM
Quote from: ducatiz on October 04, 2011, 10:54:59 AM
write that you like nice walks on the beach during sunset while wearing a dog collar and pony plug.
Would make more sense for a bridle then a dog collar and pony plug don't you think?
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)

RAT900

#81
October 04, 2011, 11:08:37 AM
Quote from: MikeZ on October 04, 2011, 11:02:56 AM
Would make more sense for a bridle then a dog collar and pony plug don't you think?

fashion consultant?  ;D
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#82
October 04, 2011, 11:11:33 AM
Amusing that all the old married guys are most active in this thread.

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


ducatiz

#83
October 04, 2011, 11:13:32 AM
Quote from: MikeZ on October 04, 2011, 11:02:56 AM
Would make more sense for a bridle then a dog collar and pony plug don't you think?

What do you think "dog and pony show" means?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Popeye the Sailor

#84
October 04, 2011, 11:18:48 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 04, 2011, 11:11:33 AM
Amusing that all the old married guys are most active in this thread.



Ah, the chief of pickups, who wordlessly seduced his woman with nothing more'n a haircut.

I defer to your expertise.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#85
October 04, 2011, 11:23:04 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 11:18:48 AM
Ah, the chief of pickups, who wordlessly seduced his woman with nothing more'n a haircut.

I defer to your expertise.
Want me to teach you how to take care of a rat problem too?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


Popeye the Sailor

#86
October 04, 2011, 11:25:04 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 04, 2011, 11:23:04 AM
Want me to teach you how to take care of a rat problem too?

Near as I can tell you're putting up a new house and letting them have the old one.



Would rather learn to paint.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

ducpainter

#87
October 04, 2011, 11:27:49 AM
Quote from: peeny on October 04, 2011, 11:25:04 AM
Near as I can tell you're putting up a new house and letting them have the old one.



Would rather learn to paint.
I wish it was just rats for the old house's problems...
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent."


MikeZ

#88
October 04, 2011, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 04, 2011, 11:11:33 AM
Amusing that all the old married guys are most active in this thread.



Happily divorced here and it's my 1 year anniversary of it being officially done/ filed/ over.
Life is good  ;D
'03 M1000Sie (in need of a bath), '71 Honda CB500 (the Project), '10 Tiger (the tourer)

RAT900

#89
October 04, 2011, 12:00:28 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on October 04, 2011, 11:11:33 AM
Amusing that all the old married guys are most active in this thread.



The voice of experience is always of great value

whether that experience was great or disastrous

it can serve as a beacon of hope or a dire warning
This is an insult to the Pez community
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