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« on: September 29, 2011, 06:50:55 AM »
Even though sheep freak me out, this is sort of interesting.

http://animaltracks.today.com/_news/2011/09/28/8012006-baa-baa-baa-rk-this-sheep-thinks-hes-a-dog

If you're wondering why sheep freak me out, look one in the eye someday.  Freaky.
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2011, 07:05:06 AM »
You need to find the cute ones...  laughingdp cheeky
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2011, 07:28:29 AM »
Goats creep me out....

my brother had one that had a very flirtatious glance,

asked him if he taught it to play it coy
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2011, 07:34:11 AM »
that's not right
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2011, 08:08:48 AM »
there is very little that is right about my brother  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2011, 10:38:22 AM »
Quote from: RAT900 on September 29, 2011, 08:08:48 AM
there is very little that is right about my brother  Grin

The apples landed in a bunch, is what you're saying?  Wink




Also, if you haven't seen the movie "Black Sheep," you really need to. Not the Chris Farley/David Spade one. The New Zealand, flesh-eating-zombie-sheep one.  waytogo
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2011, 11:15:56 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2011, 11:41:35 AM »
Quote from: Monsterlover on September 29, 2011, 06:50:55 AM
If you're wondering why sheep freak me out, look one in the eye someday.  Freaky.

you don't have to look em in the eye if their hind legs are in your wellies!!!

Quote from: Buckethead on September 29, 2011, 10:38:22 AM
Also, if you haven't seen the movie "Black Sheep," you really need to. Not the Chris Farley/David Spade one. The New Zealand, flesh-eating-zombie-sheep one.  waytogo

that movie is 7 different flavors of awesome!!!
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2011, 11:43:20 AM »
I had to google "wellies" since I haven't heard that term before.

Sicko.

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« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2011, 05:50:50 AM »
You occasionally see sheep with markings or numbers painted on them - they are the ones that kick when trying to put their rear legs in the Wellies. (or so I've been told)
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2011, 08:04:39 AM »
Quote from: Buckethead on September 29, 2011, 10:38:22 AM

Also, if you haven't seen the movie "Black Sheep," you really need to. Not the Chris Farley/David Spade one. The New Zealand, flesh-eating-zombie-sheep one.  waytogo

Flesh eating zombie sheep!! Outstanding!! waytogo My kind of movie. Grin The rest of this thread borders on NSFW. laughingdp I'll never look at Wellie boots the same way.

I have got to see this movie!!! laughingdp



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Damn, I can't remember who posted it but someone had a great devil goat story a while back! I remember seeing a quote in someone's avatar from that thread. Someone smarter than me needs to find that and re-post it. The goat had a name and the OP had a great story about the goat attacking him. Funny as hell!
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2011, 12:34:33 PM »
Netflix'd

Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2011, 03:25:36 PM »
That movie make me Baaaaaaaaa up  cheeky
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