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Does this 999 make my ass look big?
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Does this 999 make my ass look big?
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Some of yesterdays ride minus the straight parts
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the sound of the exhaust whilst we look at your ass is very distracting. wtf were you thinking when you came up with that camera mount?
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If the sound of the exhaust distracts you from my magnificent ass, turn your sound off.
But really, I was thinking it might be a good way to check body position.
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Re: Does this 999 make my ass look big?
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Quote from: Monsterlover on October 10, 2011, 07:46:33 AM
But really, I was thinking it might be a good way to check body position.
Ah, I think you have this site mixed up with a different one.
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Quote from: Monsterlover on October 10, 2011, 07:46:33 AM
If the sound of the exhaust distracts you from my magnificent ass, turn your sound off.
Trust me, your eggplant of an ass is not magnificent....
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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what teknic suit is that? 1 piece or 2
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Quote from: justinrhenry on October 10, 2011, 07:44:14 AM
wtf were you thinking when you came up with that camera mount?
it's just like motoGP!
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Quote from: Düb Lüv on October 10, 2011, 02:35:09 PM
what teknic suit is that? 1 piece or 2
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It's an awesome suit. Crashed twice in it and its still going strong.
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Quote from: teddy037.3 on October 10, 2011, 03:15:10 PM
it's just like motoGP!
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"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer. A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman. A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist." -Louis Nizer**
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Re: Does this 999 make my ass look big?
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Dude. Your ass is huge!
Your Zard sounds about twice as nice as my full Termi system on my '05 999.
Mine competes with my Honda lawnmower for awesomeness.
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Quote from: fastwin on October 10, 2011, 05:36:36 PM
Dude. Your ass is huge!
Your Zard sounds about twice as nice as my full Termi system on my '05 999.
Mine competes with my Honda lawnmower for awesomeness.
It's the GoPro's fault. My FbF's sound great in person, but just like his on a GoPro.
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