Oh...my...GAWD!!!!!

[Speedbag]

http://www.amazon.com/Back-Basics-TEM500-Muffin-2-Slice/dp/B000B18P96
It's called the Back to Basics TEM500 Egg-and-Muffin 2-Slice Toaster and Egg Poacher

Oh. My. God.

I am soooo there.

[Ash]

that is the ultimate lazy device

[mstevens]

About 11 years ago I was in the shower when my 2 year-old came in and said, "Dad, your Pop-Tart is hot."

"That's nice," I said, and continued showering.

He came back in mere seconds later and repeated "Your Pop-Tart is hot!"

"Thanks," I said. "I'll be there in a minute."

"Dad, it's real hot. You should go now."

So, drippy and cranky, especially since I don't even eat Pop-Tarts and didn't know why mine was hot, I huffed out to the kitchen.

There sat the toaster, with flames literally shooting out of it. They were, I kid you not, feet high. They were curling up around the cabinets. There was even a menacing roaring sound much like a blowtorch.

I stood there with my mouth agape for a moment, then threw my towel over the toaster, grabbed it and threw it out in the snow. Then I waved at the neighbor who had stopped to stare at this (I still feel apologetic to that poor lady) and went back to shower off the smoke smell.

For those who wonder: yes, it was a strawberry Pop-Tart. Perhaps the special setting on that toaster is for "blowtorch."

[Ash]

looks like your neighbor got to see your pop tart too...

[mstevens]

looks like your neighbor got to see your pop tart too...

It was the dead of winter, so not much of it.

[Rev. Millertime]

OK...so maybe I live in a cave.

Maybe the advancements in toaster technology have blew past me at supersonic speeds.

I was in the kitchen at work this morning grabbing myself a latte (we roll like that)...and i happen to glance at the toaster.

The thing has a specific setting for Pop Tarts!!! And it is even the Pop Tarts logo!!!!

This is the greatest thing since....well since Pop Tarts!

I've had a toaster with a Pop Tart setting for about 7 years now. Yeah, I bought it just because of the pop tart setting. 

It's junk!

Never did get my pop tarts warm enough!

[Bun-bun]

that's amazing...however the only thing i can think of is that is going to be a pain to clean when it comes toaster cleaning time.

You're supposed to clean these things?
D'oh!

[Speedbag]

I've had a toaster with a Pop Tart setting for about 7 years now. Yeah, I bought it just because of the pop tart setting. 

It's junk!

Never did get my pop tarts warm enough!

Plus, a true Pop Tart aficionado will want to dial in their toaster to exactly suit their sophisticated tastes, and not rely on Big Brother's setting for the masses. 

[FatguyRacer]

I bought my first box of Go Tarts this weekend. I was eating them while i was riding.

[Ash]

It was the dead of winter, so not much of it.

[KnightofNi]

You're supposed to clean these things?
D'oh!

only once every few years.

[eltristo]

You're supposed to clean these things?
D'oh!

only once every few years.

Or, only when the wife feels up to it.