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Re: holy doo doo
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Reply #15 on:
October 26, 2011, 02:28:06 PM »
From the backside of a jump, it sounds like the bike is off in the distance.
Yeah, I know. But if you're stupid enough to be on the track, then you're probably too stupid to realize it's NOT
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October 27, 2011, 03:23:38 AM »
Ow.
Reminds me of an incident a buddy had on an MX track a few years back. Basically the same thing, only replace the girl with some idiot on an ATV.
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October 27, 2011, 07:41:40 AM »
Quote from: fastwin on October 26, 2011, 01:47:46 PM
"unsuspecting woman"
?? Ah, you are standing in the middle of a dirtbike track, in front of a jump. Are you telling me you can't hear a bike coming and get the make the beast with two backs out of the way? What's her next trick? Stand on some railroad tracks or an airport runway? Come on people!! Jeez. Dumbass.
girl on the right skeedaddled out of the way, while the girl on the left stood there like a deer in headlights.
this is simply darwin at work
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October 27, 2011, 07:49:07 AM »
Good call.
Darwin award winner for sure.
I'm standing on railroad tracks and hey... is that a train coming at me at 60mph? What should I do?
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October 27, 2011, 07:54:30 AM »
Quote from: fastwin on October 27, 2011, 07:49:07 AM
Good call.
Darwin award winner for sure.
I'm standing on railroad tracks and hey... is that a train coming at me at 60mph? What should I do?
Dig my heels in and stop it with the power of my mind?
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Quote from: lethe on October 27, 2011, 07:54:30 AM
Dig my heels in and stop it with the power of my mind?
the video clearly shows the result of that idea!
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October 28, 2011, 04:01:21 AM »
In the article, it said that the girls figured it would be ok because they saw his first pass... what a couple of dumbasses.
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October 28, 2011, 06:00:51 AM »
Quote from: ManaloEA on October 28, 2011, 04:01:21 AM
In the article, it said that the girls figured it would be ok because they saw his first pass... what a couple of dumbasses.
These are the type of people who thought the earth was flat
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Huh? It's not?
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Quote from: Raux on October 28, 2011, 06:00:51 AM
These are the type of people who thought the earth was flat
This made my day.
And I really wasn't having a bad day as it was
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