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Author Topic: you people are not even worthy of what is coming at you....  (Read 10028 times)
svoloch
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« on: June 20, 2008, 04:45:40 PM »

be prepared for awesomeness...  try to get some dark sunglasses until your eyes adjust.  one of ours is coming your way, and if you are not prepared, you will likely explode from the excitement and the sheer awesomeness of it all.  no, you are not worthy, but it is not for me to judge these things.  I am merely the messenger, preparing the way for he who will come later.... 

Yellowness:  AWESOME
Beer Prowess:  AWESOME
Diet Pepsi Consumption ability:  AWESOME
Bullshit Factor:  AWESOME
Hot Motorcycle:  Definitely
Hot Wife:  No doubt, you are not ready.

RECOMMENDATION:  Buy some magazines with celebrity photos.  Learn to look at it without a dazed expression on your face. 

THEN MAYBE YOU WILL BE PREPARED AND WILL NOT EMBARASS YOURSELF!!!!

LYD IS COMING!!!  LYD IS COMING!!! LYD IS COMING!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2008, 05:17:06 PM »

Now look what you've done, Svoloch: you scared everyone away.  Evil

Seriously folks, put yer ear plugs in 'cause the LYD is comin' to town. <vroom> [moto] <vroom>
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2008, 06:39:12 PM »

i hope ohio likes very loud stuff...and i'm not just talking about the bikes....   waytogo
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2008, 07:54:37 PM »

 Evil  We are now the top posters in the OMHA  Evil

WOOO!  Rock on OMHA!!  Texas owns you!!!!!   Evil drink Police bang head laughingdp waytogo
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2001 BMW K1200RS                     1994 BMW R1100S
1974 Guzzi T3                              1975 BMW R90/6
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2008, 08:27:57 PM »

Y'all might as well start switching off your car alarms now.

And buy some cheap sunglasses to shield your eyes.
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2008, 08:45:48 PM »

You guys are the best!!! 

And yes I am coming!!
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 10:29:46 AM »

What part are you headed to?
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« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2008, 07:06:07 AM »

That yellow is NOT mellow
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« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2008, 07:08:43 AM »

You guys are the best!!! 

And yes I am coming!!


Friendly bunch  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2008, 08:21:00 PM »

No No No my yellow is mellow!!
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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2008, 02:05:21 PM »

No No No my yellow is mellow!!

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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2008, 04:23:36 PM »

No No No my yellow is mellow!!

Dehydrated?
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« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 02:09:13 AM »

"they call me mellow yellow"  "thats right"
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« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 02:24:00 AM »

LYD? Mellow?? Maybe after the 7th Rum & Diet Pepsi Grin

(Aspartame on the Brain)
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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2008, 11:10:48 AM »

Why should I care  ?   Dolph
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