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« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2011, 05:31:18 AM »

Everything is bigger in Texas.  So is this guys crack pipe.


Definitely this ^

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I understand wanting to show the world who your favorite team is, but I have to ask; why on a Ducati?  Huh? Huh?
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« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2011, 05:41:07 AM »

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Y'know when I took a look at this my first thought was that.... (forgive me here)..... you Americans have a misguided sense of the tasteful  Shocked vomit laughingdp vomit

But then I noticed that there's been zero bids  applause

We Americans know there are many ways to take a shit on a motorcycle and this is just one mediocre example.
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the air—these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.
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« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2011, 05:57:38 AM »

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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2011, 02:16:38 AM »

We Americans know there are many ways to take a shit on a motorcycle and this is just one mediocre example.
I think you're being too modest  Wink
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« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2011, 07:47:17 AM »

The perfect replacement for Duck Stew's Cap'n America Grin
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« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2011, 08:08:56 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2011, 09:46:58 AM »

I went to UT-Austin and if I went back to see a game and saw that on display I would probably kick it over and piss on it. Did I just say that? laughingdp Puts the "ugh" back in ugly! Roll Eyes
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« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2011, 12:55:10 PM »

maybe an A&M fan will buy it and put it atop the bonfire next year. I'm sure the guy thought it was a good idea at the time - I'm guessing he wasn't a business major otherwise it doesn;t say much about their program.

I'm just sayin
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« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2011, 12:59:30 PM »

What's funny to me is the auction description says the bike "draws crowds."

Um.  Yeah.  So does a car wreck.
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« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2011, 01:14:09 PM »

Should we bid this thing up to 1 million bucks or something?    Then cancel?
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« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2011, 01:21:05 PM »

Should we bid this thing up to 1 million bucks or something?    Then cancel?


I think a better tack would be to email him asking if we can bid to have it repainted before selling it.

It's just horrible.

It's like this:

http://www.veryweirdnews.com/tattoo-artist-facing-civil-lawsuit/

Except the bike doesn't deserve it.
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« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2011, 02:02:18 PM »

Man, it'd be AWESOME if that tattoo story were true.

Too bad the bike is for real.  Undecided
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« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2011, 03:09:44 PM »

wow! i like the bike. not sure about that cow thing on the side tho  Undecided
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« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2011, 05:05:18 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2011, 12:17:10 AM »

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