A tour de force of stupid

zarn02 · December 20, 2011, 01:30:39 PM

http://textsfrombennett.tumblr.com

Edit: As pointed out below, the link is probably NSFW. At least if your boss and/or coworkers are literate.

Stella · December 20, 2011, 02:32:36 PM

NSFW

The Bacon Junkie · December 20, 2011, 03:40:51 PM

I'm now dumber...

booger · December 20, 2011, 04:52:50 PM

The one about the sock

The one about getting a job at Wendy's

The hemorrhoid one

lazylightnin717 · December 20, 2011, 05:25:03 PM

So where do babies come from

mitt · December 20, 2011, 05:34:32 PM

Typical iphone owner

mitt

lethe · December 20, 2011, 05:39:02 PM

Quote from: lazylightnin717 on December 20, 2011, 05:25:03 PM
So where do babies come from

something to do with pelicans

The Bacon Junkie · December 20, 2011, 05:43:42 PM

Quote from: lethe on December 20, 2011, 05:39:02 PM
something to do with pelicans

But only if it's on a conveyor belt...

...unless the pelican is facing left. Then it's an eagle.

lethe · December 20, 2011, 05:44:32 PM

Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on December 20, 2011, 05:43:42 PM
But only if it's on a conveyor belt...

...unless the pelican is facing left. Then it's an eagle.

with a double chin

dropstharockalot · December 20, 2011, 05:48:28 PM

I'm a big Mac Lethal fan. If you don't think "intelligent rap" is an oxymoron, you may enjoy his music. Kinda in the vein of the various Rhymesayers artists. YouTube "Black Widow Spider" for a catchy track with a smokin' hot model in the vid, or "Calm Down Baby" for his take on Tool from a couple years ago. "Lookin' Like A Bro" is also good for a laugh, and you may have seen his rip on "Look at Me Now" while cooking breakfast... entertaining even if you're not a rap fan.

Bennett is (allegedly) Mac's cousin, though it has been disputed since Mac started that site. I'm guessing it's real, since Mac has posted Bennett texts on his FB page for a couple years now. If it's faked, it's a pretty elaborate hoax.

I might just treat myself to a "Hustla Da Rabbit" t-shirt for Xmas. I about cried when I read Bennett's advice about scoring with chicks... "dont be compashinit. U want to talk with them about team Edward and watch seagulls fly in a heart shape... u probably wanna adopt a unicorn."

lazylightnin717 · December 20, 2011, 05:50:50 PM

I still think it's some kind of bird

Randimus Maximus · December 20, 2011, 05:52:27 PM

but what does it mean?

Rameses · December 20, 2011, 06:57:44 PM

That just blew my make the beast with two backsing mind.

cokey · December 20, 2011, 07:46:00 PM

Man ia points are dropping quick but I can't stop reading this shit... funny and sad at the same time...

Rameses · December 20, 2011, 10:58:13 PM

Quote from: cokey on December 20, 2011, 07:46:00 PM
Man ia points are dropping quick but I can't stop reading this shit... funny and sad at the same time...

Left pinky up.

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