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akmnstr
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If my Monster were a:
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January 25, 2012, 01:50:01 PM »
If my monster were an actress from the 60s she'd be Sofia Loren (nuff said)
If my monster were a cat it'd be a Leopard (not the biggest or the fastest but lb for lb the baddest)
If my monster were a ball player it wouldn't play no second string (sort of a quote stolen from CCR)
So what about your monster? What would it be?
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Re: If my Monster were a:
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If my monster were a
Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.
Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....
See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....
...welcome to my mind
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if my Monster were a cartoon charachter, it'd be The Abominable Snow Monster of the North (a.k.a. Bumble)
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if my monster was a small farm animal..... I'd be arested for bestiality
and I'd have to apply for a conditional use permit for keeping a farm animal within the city limits.
but that would be the least of my worries.... see'n how I'm being arrested for having sex with animals.
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If my monster were a composer it would be Stravinsky.
Capable of making beautifully crass noise. Some people love it while others will never understand.
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Quote from: avizpls on January 25, 2012, 01:52:06 PM
If my monster were a
Shoot. I like the idea, I'm just not creative. And or embarrassed of the crap I do think of.
Edit: Ok ok. If my bike were a....
See, I can't think of anything my bike could be but a bike. It just sits there angry, and ready to fight. If my bike were a fighter, it'd be....
...welcome to my mind
If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.
(welcome to MY mind...
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If my monster was an opera singer it would be because it sings like Pavarotti
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If my Monster were a person, it would be the scary homeless guy that smells like pee..but has a heart of gold...and an expanding plastic liver apparently
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If my Monster were a monster, it would be Chewbacca... loud and scary, but I know what it's saying.
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If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account
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If my Monster were Japanese, I'd have much more money in my savings account
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If my Monster were a fighter it would kick Chuck Norris' ass.
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Quote from: freeclimbmtb on January 25, 2012, 02:35:12 PM
If my monster were a word, that word would be "bird" because, as well all know, the bird is the word.
(welcome to MY mind...
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But... if your monster were a bird, would it be an eagle??
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If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......
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If my monster were a criminal it would be a gangsta!
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