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Johnny OrganDonor
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Re: If my Monster were a:
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January 25, 2012, 08:49:34 PM »
If my Monster were an evil spirit, it would haunt and curse me for what I did to it.
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ccm900
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Quote from: red baron on January 25, 2012, 05:54:22 PM
If an S4RS were and animal, it would be the Honey Badger.......
Cuz the S4rs doesn't give a sh*t
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Dirty Duc
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January 25, 2012, 09:59:48 PM »
If my Monster were in CAM, I'd be riding it... There is no snow in this northern area.
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January 25, 2012, 10:51:58 PM »
if my monster was a winning Megabucks ticket I wouldn't be writing this!
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Mike in Tacoma
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Goat_Herder
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January 26, 2012, 12:31:34 AM »
If my Monster were an actress, she'd be Monica Bellucci and I'd still be riding every chance I get
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Goat Herder (Tony)
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duc996
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January 26, 2012, 05:08:29 AM »
If my monster were a mafioso it would be al capone
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Le Pirate
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January 26, 2012, 07:47:24 AM »
If my monster was a computer: It'd be an apple. It does the exact same damn thing as every other computer (I mean motorcycle), but it cost more, and for some reason we all love them, and will defend them to our death!
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January 26, 2012, 08:15:22 AM »
If my Monster were Chuck Norris, it would never run out of gas or need to be serviced, EVER. It would also make at least 150 hp more than any other motorcycle that's ever been or yet to be.
Hell who am I kidding, if my bike were Chuck Norris it would even need gas to run.
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KnightofNi
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January 26, 2012, 08:33:38 AM »
If my monster had been a female it would be the one in the corner that doens't stand out compared to some others, but you can't take your eyes off of her. She isn't the prettiest, she's loud, she says and does what she wants, andyou know you'll have a great time with her.
the last time i saw it i was told it was being worked over into a track bike. not sure if that makes it a tranny or not.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
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January 26, 2012, 10:00:38 AM »
If my Monster were a woman shed be Selma Hayeck. Vuloptuous lines, silky skin with a passion to ignite anyone's fire when she speaks.....Er.....cranks.
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freeclimbmtb
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If my monster were a woman shed be Kate Beckinsale. Slender, sleek, muscular, and asskicking in the underworlds.
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corey
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Quote from: muskrat on January 26, 2012, 10:00:38 AM
If my Monster were a woman shed be Selma Hayeck. Vuloptuous lines, silky skin with a passion to ignite anyone's fire when she speaks.....Er.....cranks.
You forgot "expanding tanks"
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Quote from: corey on January 26, 2012, 10:11:01 AM
You forgot "expanding tanks"
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2011 Monster 796 ABS
CW/evotech tail tidy, lightwereks integrated tail light, CRG Arrow bar end mirrors, Duc.ee solenoid eliminator & 696 midpipe, sans charcoal canister, pileon grab bars, Arrow Dark slipons (sans dB killers), Rizoma Zero11's, Rizoma Lux grips, Rizoma rearsets, Rizoma gas cap, 1098R Ohlins forks, IMA Triples, Galfer wave rotors, Brembo radial masters, Rizoma reservoirs, Ohlins DU737, Rizoma bars, 15t AFAM front and 41t supersprox rear sprocket with EK MVXC chain.
Scooter Montgomery
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January 26, 2012, 11:17:41 AM »
If my Monster was an airplane it would be able to take off from a treadmill and land back on it.
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January 26, 2012, 05:45:35 PM »
If my Monster were boobies they would be..............
SPECTACULAR!!
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