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DRKWNG
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« on: January 26, 2012, 05:09:30 PM »

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And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2012, 05:32:52 PM »

that's just insane

seriously, i think anyone who would do that has some mental problems

apparently, they have kin in europe...........
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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 05:51:18 PM »

 bow down Insane - an action caused by madness or big balls. But wait, Hitler has only one ball... Huh?
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 05:58:10 PM »

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I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 06:04:31 PM »

Who's got a vagina?
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 06:31:04 PM »

I don't have what it takes to ride that ridge in the snow I know that. I hate heights.
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 06:39:49 PM »

Московский мост по вантам

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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 08:42:14 PM »

Motorcycling on the mtns wasn't tht bad but this ^^ nope!  No way!!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2012, 07:21:41 AM »

These are all crazy.

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« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2012, 08:37:03 AM »

Motorcycling on the mtns wasn't tht bad but this ^^ nope!  No way!!  Lips Sealed
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« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2012, 10:15:45 AM »

Ok so after that ^ I'll follow it up with Jeb getting it right!

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