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Author Topic: THE LINE HAS JUST BEEN CROSSED!  (Read 18669 times)
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« on: June 23, 2008, 11:00:54 AM »

Men and women of the DeVal WAR is afoot!

There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send. As for the others I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose. But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.

The NorthWest should be in no doubt that we are their nemesis and that we are bringing about their rightful destruction. There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls and they are stoking the fires of hell for VS. Mother and his forces will be destroyed by this coalition for what they have done. As they die they will know their deeds have brought them to this place. Show them no pity.

As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home and leave NorthWest a better place for us having been there.
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« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 11:29:17 AM »
Leave no bike unpeed on

Leave no airbox unpooped in

Leave no seat unbare assed.



TO ARMS!!!!
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 06:26:03 PM »
Nyaa nyaa, we've got better beer than you do! drink
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 08:02:26 PM »
Quote from: krolik on June 23, 2008, 06:26:03 PM
Nyaa nyaa, we've got better beer than you do! drink

Yeah, well we have more obese people, so there cheeky
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 08:12:54 PM »
Now we really know what they do in OR....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiMWzebn-DM&feature=related
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 06:50:45 AM »
We have more strip clubs, per capita, than any state in the union... so there...  Evil
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 08:43:26 AM »
we go for quality, not quantity.

i don't need to see lumberjack women taking off their flannels.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 09:05:18 AM »
Seriously though... I did once see a one-armed pregnant stripper... that, my friend, is a once and a life occurance... good thought put into the hiring of that one.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 03:42:04 PM »
I once saw a stripper with a fresh bullet wound to the ass

So fresh she took the bandage off prior to stripping

and the wound was still weeping

as was I
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 06:50:40 PM »
One armed pregnant strippers and bullet wound strippers, lets see you top that!  vomit

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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 06:52:59 PM »
Quote from: krolik on June 24, 2008, 06:50:40 PM
One armed pregnant strippers and bullet wound strippers, lets see you top that!  vomit

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yeah, that's kind of my point.

i don't want to see that.




unless she's a midget too.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 07:59:38 PM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 24, 2008, 06:52:59 PM
unless she's a midget too.

Hillsboro Oregon

Is the

Little People Capitol of the World

and

The TV show

Little People Big World is filmed here
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« Reply #12 on: June 25, 2008, 05:50:07 AM »
so you're saying ther eis a greater chance of midget strippers there than anywhere else?


i might have to investigate this.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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« Reply #13 on: June 25, 2008, 05:58:05 AM »
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 25, 2008, 05:50:07 AM
so you're saying ther eis a greater chance of midget strippers there than anywhere else?


i might have to investigate this.

I'm saying that there is a good chance of midget porn being available yes
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« Reply #14 on: June 25, 2008, 06:24:35 AM »
Quote from: Mother on June 25, 2008, 05:58:05 AM
I'm saying that there is a good chance of midget porn being available yes

i can get midget porn on the interwebs.
i'm talking about midget strippers. live and in person.
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Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 04:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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