This drives me nuts. If I pull into the median area, I'm assuming you're maintaining a constant speed and base my merging on that. If you slow down, you throw my timing off so I don't know where you actually are. You had three lanes, if you want to be nice, move to a different lane.
You are clearly a non driving motherfcuker. There were cars in the other lanes. And the one in the middle was riding my blindspot. Don't tell me when someone pulls out to the median your first reaction isn't to gauge if they are going all the way or not.
If you want to be nice, wait your fcuking turn. It's about right of way not what drives you nuts.