Inane ramblings to avoid thread jacking

[Buckethead]

My roommate just got it.

Every time he passes my room while he's playing he sticks his head in and raves about it.

[Bendy]

I've mostly been playing around in Fallout 3. How's GoW2? If you guys are on XBox Live, friend me, my gamertag is "Intimate Jim".

[NEIKOS]

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[Buckethead]

 

 

[desmosome]

shadowbane try it (again - it is free)

[Mother]

shadowbane try it (again - it is free)

that is the one you told me about

i was looking for it online and couldn't remember the name

my old roomate matt (svguy on the old board)

sucked me into Battlefield2 for a year and I finally kicked that habit

now the little bastard hooked me on wow

and I'm starting to get nerded out so I have to quit that habit soon

I have been purposefully doing projects on my jeep for the last week so as not to play it for hours on end

oh speaking of matt

his SV is for sale if anyone is interested

[jdubbs32584]

I have been purposefully doing projects on my jeep for the last week so as not to play it for hours on end

You were supposed to be tearing down your bike so you could ship it off and get it painted.

Bad boy. No pie for you.

You get a new tire to replace the evil one that tried to trap us in the woods of Mt Hood?

[Mother]

You were supposed to be tearing down your bike so you could ship it off and get it painted.

Bad boy. No pie for you.

You get a new tire to replace the evil one that tried to trap us in the woods of Mt Hood?

the bike is torn down

I just haven't stripped the paint off yet

and no I didn't replace the tire, where is the fun in safety and reliability?

that shit is boring

I always prefer imminent catastrophic failure as a companion

[jdubbs32584]

the bike is torn down

I just haven't stripped the paint off yet

and no I didn't replace the tire, where is the fun in safety and reliability?

that shit is boring

I always prefer imminent catastrophic failure as a companion

I have to say, it was quite the adventure. I was beginning to think you were taking me off into the wild somewhere to kill me and dump my body.... 

[Betty Rage]

You were supposed to be tearing down your bike so you could ship it off and get it painted.

Bad boy. No pie for you.

You get a new tire to replace the evil one that tried to trap us in the woods of Mt Hood?

wwwwppshhhh!!!

[Bendy]

wwwwppshhhh!!!

Most accurate onomatopoeia, evar!

[jdubbs32584]

 

[Betty Rage]

Most accurate onomatopoeia, evar!

 

[marvellous]

Played AC, AC2, WoW... kicked the habit quite a while ago... I AM looking forward to playing my bday present (Fable II) when I get my 360 back... Also some Too Human and Mass Effect...   And the new Need For Speed looks kickass!!

Ok, I'm done... gotta go get G at work...

[Mother]

Whips always make me think of Green Jell-O




[Man:] Oh, tell me you wanna touch me.
[Woman:] Tell you what?
[Man:] Oh, yeah.
[Woman:] Ooo, show me that monkey you got there.
[Man:] Ah, here?
[Woman 2:] Hey, what's the monkey?
[Man:] This is the monkey, baby. Say hi. Say hi to the monkey, the monkey likes you.
[Woman:] Will it bite?
[Man:] Yeah... Y.. No, he doesn't bite as long as you're nice to him. No, no he won't bite you. Nuh. I want you to pet the monkey now.
[Woman:] 'kay? Does it like that?
[Man:] Ye-ah ha ha.
[Woman:] Like, right like, oh, right there?
[Woman 2:] Like?
[Man:] Yeah. Oh, oh yeah.
[Woman:] Uh huh, oh wow, this is great.
[Man:] I have something else I want you to do for me.

WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME
TEENAGE BABE!

[Woman:] Oh.
[Woman 2:] Yeah, come here, you little shit.
[Man:]
I been... I been.. I been so bad. I, I been so bad..
I, I been so bad I, I want you to put me on the wheel.
I want you to put me on the wheel.
Uh, no, uh, put me on the wheel.
Uh, oh, oh, yeah, all right tie, yeah, tie me up, all right, all right, yeah, all right.
Now spank me!
[Woman:] Mmmmm.
[Man:] SPANK ME!
[Woman:] Like that?
[Woman 2:] Oh!
[Man:] Yeah.
[Woman:] Like that?
[Man:] A little harder. Harder
[Woman 2:] Uh... uh... uh
[Man:] Oh, I been so bad! All right. All right!
[Woman 2:] Look at that flesh fly!
[Woman:] My god!
[Man:] I Want you to s-spin the wheel. Spin it now!
[Woman:] Ready?
[Man:] Spin it! Yes, I'm ready!
[Woman:] Around like this?
[Man:] Yes!
[Woman 2:] Faster, faster, faster.
[Man:] Yes! Yes! Spin it now! Oh!
[Woman 2:] Faster, faster, faster.
[Woman:] You wanna, Julie, you wanna get on the wheel? I'm jumpin' on! Here I go!
[Women:] Oh, wheeee!
[Woman:] Go! Whoo! Look at all that hair fly!
[Woman 2:] Faster, yeah.
[Man:] No!
[Woman:] It's so good!
[Man:] Stop it! Stop it, I'm gonna...
[Woman:] He's swinging on my pubicles.
[Man:] I'm gonna puke. Stop, I'm gonna...
[Woman 2:] Here, I'll save you.
[Man:] I don't care, I'm dizzy.
[Woman:] A hahahahaha.
[Man:] I'm too dizzy! Stop!
[Woman:] Oh, good!
[Man:] Stop, I'm gonna puke! No.. (coughs and vomits) Oh, oh my god, oh, ohohoh..

WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME
TEENAGE BABE!

[Woman:] Hahahahhaha
[Woman 2:] Oh, yeah! Oh, man!
[Man:] Oh, oh I wanna, uh, I wanna see Snakey. I wanna see Snakey. Where's Snakey?
[Man 2:] Snakey?
[Man:] Yeah, lemme see Snakey.
[Man 2:] You sure you want Snakey?
[Man:] I'm sure I want Snakey
[Woman:] Oh, yeah!
[Man 2:] Oh... son, I don't think you want Snakey.
[Man:] I w...
[Woman:] Yes, he does.
[Man:] I want Snakey! Please!
[Man 2:] You don't want Snakey.
[Man:] I want Snakey.
[Woman:] Come on, give him Snakey.
[Man 2:] All right...
[Man:] Gimme Snakey right now. Lemme see him.
[Man 2:] All right, son, here comes Snakey.
[Man:] Come on, Snakey. SNAKEY!
[Man 2:] Snakey's here!
[Man:] Oh yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah.
[Man 2:] Boy-boy-boy-boy.

WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE, WHIP ME, TEENAGE BABE,
LET ME BE YOUR MORTAL SLAVE, AND WHIP ME
TEENAGE BABE!

[Man:] Oh, oh oh, I think, I think, I think I'm gonna come. Oh, oh, oh, I'm gonna come!!
[Woman:] Uh... uh... UH... UHUH!
[Woman 2:] Suck it up, suck it up, suck it up. I'm gonna
[Man: (coughs)]
[Woman:] Oh, man, it was so good.
[Man:] Did I give you a blinkey?
[Woman:] Could you hold me now? Just..
[Woman 2:] Ohhhhhhh... Yeah.
[Woman:] Just hold me.
[Man:] No.