Inane ramblings to avoid thread jacking

[Tailgunner]

Maybe turn the sound on the porno down?

I don't know, with the mustache that last UPS driver had, I'd expect he'd have just walked right in if he'd heard that.

[krolik]

UPS sucks!

Or at least my driver does.

2 days in a row failed to deliver package.  Leaves a nice little note about not leaving it though.

Ever heard of knocking?

Sheesh!

Did you sign the Delivery Notice?

Did you leave your driver a note to knock loudly? 

You can have the package redirected to a different address using the tracking number or the Delivery Notice number.

[Jenny Talia]

Yep delivery notice signed.

No, I didn't leave a note for limp wrist to knock loud.  If'n the guard dog don't hear the knock I don't know what's goin on . . .

[scott_araujo]

Yes, the black 1100s they had left over. I was very happy with the offer they had on it. It aint at pretty as the 848 or the Monster, but when you ride it, you forget all about that.

Another thing better about the Monster, when you say you have a Ducati Monster people know what you're talking about and tend to ooooh and aaaah, instant recognition.  If you said you had a Ducati Multi-Strada that might just confuse people.  Monster and Brutale are just bad-ass motorcycle names.

But yeah, need to test drive one of those S models sometime.

Scott

[Jenny Talia]

Some monkey lover was all over my bike this morning at Starbucks.  I asked if I could help him and he looked at me with such a look of arrogance and asked "this yours?" like he didn't believe me.

Wanted to pregnant dog slap his ugly face.  Just cause you gotta dick doesn't mean you have to be one.  And don't touch my ride!

That Street Fighter . . . that's a sexxy bike!

[JBubble]

I had a guy actually get on my bike. The steering was locked and he looked all confused when he couldn't turned the bars.

I was leaving the restaurant and found him sitting there like a douche.

"Is this your boyfriend's bike?"

"No, please get off my bike. I don't sit in your car, do not sit on my bike."

"No need to get an attitude lady."

I just left at that point cause I was about to flip out.

Asshat.

[Tailgunner]

JBub,

I would have taken that douchebag to the nearest Starbucks and thrown him through the f@cking window. What a piece of turd!

BTW, how is your doggy pup doin'?

[JBubble]

JBub,

I would have taken that douchebag to the nearest Starbucks and thrown him through the f@cking window. What a piece of turd!

BTW, how is your doggy pup doin'?

Pup is doing much better, thank you for asking. 

[desmosome]

"all over"

"got on your bike"

WTF? 

[JBubble]

"all over"

"got on your bike"

WTF? 

I don't mind someone looking at it and even touching it but to actually sit on my bike is a no no.

Maybe I'm being a snob.

[ryandalling]

I don't mind someone looking at it and even touching it but to actually sit on my bike is a no no.

Maybe I'm being a snob.

Not a snob... somebody did that to me at work... I told him, "Mounting on man's bike is like mounting a man's wife... if you aint really good friends, and ask first, prepare to be shot. And if you need to ask, I don't swing that way."  To which, he looked at me and said, "You're gross."

I seriously almost hit him.

[JBubble]

<snip>

"You're gross."

I say the same thing about you all the time.   

I keed.

[desmosome]

If they are sitting on your bike, i think you are well within your rights to assault them with the claim of defense of your property.

If they press charges you at least have a case.

[DucMouse the Mighty]

I don't mind someone looking at it and even touching it but to actually sit on my bike is a no no.

Maybe I'm being a snob.

nah i have thought about what i would do...

as far as i know i havent seen anyone get on my bike...

but when they do i have this planned out..

walk up to the dude and grab his junk .....if he doesnt like to be violated then dont violate my bike    it plays out good in my mind   but we will see

but also depending on my mood, i might just go up and junk punch him, if he made the comment about being "bfs bike" then i would have junk punched him  

If they are sitting on your bike, i think you are well within your rights to assault them with the claim of defense of your property.

If they press charges you at least have a case.

  u posted quicker, but ya same idea, completely agree

[desmosome]

reasonable force

grab his junk

alternatively, statements like:

 "if you do not remove yourself from my vehicle, i will assume you are trying to steal or damage it"

prior to assault will really help your case, especially if you have a witnesses.

and may provide a resolution without force...