Captain McFailboat was arrested . . .

[gm2]

http://www.motomatters.com/news/2012/04/02/dani_pedrosa_issues_public_apology_after.html

[Spidey]

I love listening to him try to be all philosophical and learned about his "mistake"

Pedrosa stated that he had "taken some bad advice and made it even worse." 

"You can either ignore or learn from mistakes," Pedrosa's statement read, "and I have learned from this one not to get caught.  I would like to publicly apologize to my followers and all those who have shown faith in me."  Pedrosa's statement went on to say that he hoped that eveyone would forget about this as soon as possibleand focus entirely on the first race of the season at Qatar. He repeated that he had learned his lesson from the situation, and now he wanted his sponsors to only look forward to the future, and keep him after the upcoming season.

A spokesperson for HRC described the issue as "a make the beast with two backsin' stupid-ass thing to do" and reiterated that everybody makes mistakes, but that Pedrosa is a special kind of dipshit. Pedrosa will fly from his home in Switzerland to Qatar, to participate in the first race of the season at Qatar, which takes place on Sunday, April 8th, after which the GP season will hopefully be smooth sailing.

[zooom]

after which the GP season will hopefully be smooth sailing.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA

maybe not at Qatar...but at what round if any will people hoist a sail in his honor?

[ducatiz]

New Pedrosa gear:

[duccarlos]

Mothermake the beast with two backser! I was going to post the "I'm on a boat" song 

[zooom]

Mothermake the beast with two backser! I was going to post the "I'm on a boat" song 

instead you can rewrite the themefrom Gilligan's Island about Smurfy McFailboat and his misadventures...

[derby]

"You can either ignore or learn from mistakes," Pedrosa's statement read, "and I have learned from this one not to get caught."

i learned this long, long ago...  

[duccarlos]

i learned this long, long ago...  

Apparently I haven't learned this one yet 

instead you can rewrite the themefrom Gilligan's Island about Smurfy McFailboat and his misadventures...

Man, I lived through a "3 hour" boat tour with a drunken captain sailing to Bimini. I wonder if he got his captain's license in the same way as Pedrosa.

[Speeddog]

I'm thinking that there will be lots of those hats at Laguna.

Maybe even some presented to him for autographs. 

[ducpainter]

I love listening to him try to be all philosophical and learned about his "mistake"

Pedrosa stated that he had "taken some bad advice and made it even worse." 

"You can either ignore or learn from mistakes," Pedrosa's statement read, "and I have learned from this one not to get caught.  I would like to publicly apologize to my followers and all those who have shown faith in me."  Pedrosa's statement went on to say that he hoped that eveyone would forget about this as soon as possibleand focus entirely on the first race of the season at Qatar. He repeated that he had learned his lesson from the situation, and now he wanted his sponsors to only look forward to the future, and keep him after the upcoming season.

A spokesperson for HRC described the issue as "a make the beast with two backsin' stupid-ass thing to do" and reiterated that everybody makes mistakes, but that Pedrosa is a special kind of dipshit. Pedrosa will fly from his home in Switzerland to Qatar, to participate in the first race of the season at Qatar, which takes place on Sunday, April 8th, after which the GP season will hopefully be smooth sailing.

 

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Mind posting a link?

[Spidey]

Sorry.  It's altered from the original in an attempt at humor--fair use n' all--so I didn't think there was a copyright problem and didn't link.   But here's the original article from motomatters that gm2 posted:  http://motomatters.com/news/2012/04/02/dani_pedrosa_issues_public_apology_after.html

[Spidey]

Huh?  You guys just took the fun away from this thread with all your legalizing.  

[Triple J]

Huh?  You guys just took the fun away from this thread with all your legalizing.  

...and that's coming from a lawyer! 

[fastwin]

You guys crack me up! Funny/stupid story made even more so by this board! Well done lads! Captain McDouchey-McBrittlebones! Repsol should dump him in a 55 gallon drum of oil. Hey... wasn't there a WSBK race this last weekend?

Speaking of that, this is the 10 year anniversary of one of the best WSBK races ever!! 2002 Imola. Bayliss vs Edwards. Ducati vs Honda RC51. make the beast with two backsing AWESOME!!! Too many parts on youtube to link up here... but if you have never seen it you have got to look it up and watch it. No shit, one of the best motorcycle road races EVER!!!!!

[derby]

Speaking of that, this is the 10 year anniversary of one of the best WSBK races ever!! 2002 Imola. Bayliss vs Edwards. Ducati vs Honda RC51. make the beast with two backsing AWESOME!!!

sorta... imola was the final round that year.