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Roaduser
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« on: April 10, 2012, 02:05:41 AM »

basically a scantily guy caught doing 150 in a 100 zone gets pulled over and then the police have to call paramedics for him suffering hyperthermia!!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8449107/speeding-vic-rider-suffers-hypothermia
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« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2012, 03:09:31 AM »

What a tard. How about this chick in the story next to it. Damn this woulda hurt!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8448850/woman-thrown-into-air-by-jet-blast
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« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2012, 07:35:57 PM »

and todays effort!!

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8449451/victorian-postie-filmed-in-daredevil-stunt
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2012, 07:55:53 PM »

this weeks effort

http://smh.drive.com.au/motor-news/bmw-sued-over-bikeinduced-erection-20120430-1xty4.html
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« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 09:53:24 AM »

Banana seat indeed.

I wonder if Corbin-Pacific make seats for monsters?
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Uh-oh ... what's going on here?


« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 05:25:05 PM »


Quote from: from the Article
A Californian motorcycle enthusiast has taken legal action after a bike seat gave him long lasting erections.

... but:

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The court notes state [he] “has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride” including ... the inability to engage in sexual activity.

... methinks he's not doing it right.
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 03:58:35 AM »


   I like the comment on the article " Yeah but he's riding a BMW so the boner's a bit wasted "    laughingdp

 
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