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Author Topic: Worst way to die  (Read 30170 times)
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« on: June 24, 2008, 06:47:47 PM »
this is not a joke

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25354688/

dude was killed and eaten by a cougar (and no, i don't mean kim cattrell)

i used to have nightmares about being eaten by some make the beast with two backsin animal -- shark or a bear. 

i can't imagine beign turned into cat shit.  that's the worst.

rip dude. 
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2008, 06:55:50 PM »
As a ex Firefighter, fire used to scare the bejeezus outta me...
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2008, 06:58:39 PM »
This would be the worst for me...
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2008, 07:01:06 PM »
nah,..........one deep breathe,
your done
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2008, 07:19:17 PM »
A cleaner in Sydney a few years back was tamping down rubbish into the industrial shredder with his foot - you can guess what happened. Feet first through an industrial shredder wins my vote - that is a LOT of grinding before you hit something important enough to kill you - like your heart. Sad
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« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2008, 07:23:08 PM »
Quote from: roy-nexus-6 on June 24, 2008, 07:19:17 PM
A cleaner in Sydney a few years back was tamping down rubbish into the industrial shredder with his foot - you can guess what happened. Feet first through an industrial shredder wins my vote - that is a LOT of grinding before you hit something important enough to kill you - like your heart. Sad

I have to imagine it went pretty quick though...
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« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2008, 07:29:09 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on June 24, 2008, 07:23:08 PM
I have to imagine it went pretty quick though...

People in the shopping center reported hearing screaming - but no one investigated. The machines I've seen tend to chug along - they're not like a woodchipper, where you want the stuff in and out fast. Sad

And THIS is definitely worse than a mountain lion. You have a couple of drinks, go for a swim, & have THIS bad boy pulling fist sized chunks out of you Sad
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« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2008, 07:36:08 PM »
I'll go with burning... I've been on fire before, not much fun.
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« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2008, 07:48:02 PM »
Drowning

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suffocation
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« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2008, 07:48:27 PM »
Getting ripped apart by a Saltwater Croc would be mine....
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« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 07:49:44 PM »
Eaten by a shark.

I refuse to get in the ocean anymore.
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 08:06:40 PM »
Quote from: JBubble on June 24, 2008, 07:49:44 PM
Eaten by a shark.

I refuse to get in the ocean anymore.

My leg already looks like I did...
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« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 08:07:12 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on June 24, 2008, 08:06:40 PM
My leg already looks like I did...

does your leg still do that creepy back and forth thing?
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 08:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Mother on June 24, 2008, 07:48:02 PM
Drowning

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Heard the first one was peaceful. Then again, there are no survivors to tell the tale, I suppose. (Or they didn't actually drown completely)
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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 08:08:30 PM »
Quote from: NAKID on June 24, 2008, 08:06:40 PM
My leg already looks like I did...

ewwww. i wanna see!!!

sorry, used to work in an OR. that kinda stuff fascinates me.  Undecided
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