For those that wish to defect

[Mother]

Please put your name down and you will not be harmed

Please

I beg of you to follow Lauramonster's example

we understand that you have been brainwashed for so long you have forgotten what it was to be free

we can help you remeber what it is like to have good beer

so I urge you

just put your name down and be free of your slave masters

[lethe]

Please put your name down and you will not be harmed

Please

I beg of you to follow Lauramonster's example

we understand that you have been brainwashed for so long you have forgotten what it was to be free

we can help you remeber what it is like to have good beer

so I urge you

just put your name down and be free of your slave masters

You can't even spell remember. Why would anyone wish to follow such apparent idiots?

[Mother]

You can't even spell remember. Why would anyone wish to follow such apparent idiots?

because the other option is you guys...

[KnightofNi]

immunity will be offered to all who defect from the NW* as well as those who defected to the NW and then undefected back to DeVal.




*turkey bacon lovers are not welcome anywhere. keep IZ.

[Mother]

but

we don't want iz

he smells of tofu and brazed soy

[KnightofNi]

what makes you think we want him?

we'll trade you clopstyle for 2 hot chicks.

IZ can wander wherever he wanders.

[Mother]

what makes you think we want him?

we'll trade you clopstyle for 2 hot chicks.

IZ can wander wherever he wanders.

we don't want him either

have you got 2 hot chicks to take him back?

[KnightofNi]

we don't want him either

have you got 2 hot chicks to take him back?

our hot chicks won't take well to being traded. we might all wind up in the hospital.


we'll just deny IZ entry.

[lauramonster]

IZ can come to my side (bring beer!).

[KnightofNi]

IZ can come to my side (bring beer!).

IZ doens't drink beer. he eats turkey bacon instead.

[ryandalling]

I dunno... I met IZ at a bar.... I was drinking a beer... and so was everyone else... he musta been too... we are all big on peer pressure out in the Pac NW.

[lauramonster]

What!?!?!?! He caves to peer pressure??? 

He can stay in NW with the other (insert your favorite fmale part here)!

[Mother]

What!?!?!?! He caves to peer pressure??? 

He can stay in NW with the other (insert your favorite fmale part here)!

Feet?

is the word feet?

[Randimus Maximus]

I dunno... I met IZ at a bar.... I was drinking a beer... and so was everyone else... he musta been too... we are all big on peer pressure out in the Pac NW.

may have been a wine cooler.

[ryandalling]

I defect for nice boobies!! Anybody have nice boobies that I can trade my services for? he he he.