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I don't even know what to say!
Hope he wins!!
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how could he not perform? I'd pull out the black book and dial for.......well, you know.
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I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!
I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!
The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
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Quote from: fastwin on April 29, 2012, 08:52:24 AM
I don't even know what to say!
Hope he wins!!
Honestly you hope he wins a frivolous lawsuit like that. Unbelieveable. I hope you're joking.
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Yup, filed in San Francisco. <sigh>
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From Asphalt & Rubber: "Somewhere in BMW Motorrad HQ, a team of marketers are privately high-fiving themselves."
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Quote from: Spidey on April 29, 2012, 02:39:59 PM
BMW= BRINGS ME WOOD!
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it says "custom corbin-pacific seat"....
if it's an aftermarket seat, why would BMW be liable?
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Quote from: corey on April 30, 2012, 05:11:54 AM
it says "custom corbin-pacific seat"....
if it's an aftermarket seat, why would BMW be liable?
It's not unusual to sue the manufacturer of the vehicle as well, particularly when it is unclear which "defect" or which "defects" working in conjunction with each other caused the injury. For example, imagine if BMW knew that its tank design, combined with an aftermarket seat, resulted in uncontrollable erections. And then imagine that they failed to provide a BJ-deliverin' chick/dude/farm animal/machine for each BMW sold. That's sumptin' that could form the basis of a lawsuit against 'em, no?
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Quote from: Spidey on April 29, 2012, 02:39:59 PM
Yup, filed in San Francisco. <sigh>
Aren't you representing him?
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Nope. I try to stay away from folks who constantly sport wood. Which is why I keep declining your offers to babysit.
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Quote from: Spidey on April 30, 2012, 11:10:02 AM
Nope. I try to stay away from folks who constantly sport wood.
Now I'm just picturing Dr Kriger for Archer... thanks.
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