Ducati Monster Forum

powered by:

February 06, 2025, 02:55:30 AM *
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
News: Welcome to the DMF
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  



Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10] 11 12 13   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: He man flees NYC....sort of!  (Read 29120 times)
Buckethead
I have a little tiny cape that fits on my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 5989



« Reply #135 on: May 29, 2012, 10:09:03 AM »

Balls.  boo
Logged

I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
Monsterlover
The best kind of whore is a
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 18401


I will save Skynet from Sarah Connor


« Reply #136 on: May 29, 2012, 10:14:55 AM »

Pack it up in a U-Haul van?
Logged

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
junior varsity
loves ze desmodromics.
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7355


GT1k, 99 M900(V), 98 M900(W), 00 M900S, 02 748E/R


« Reply #137 on: May 29, 2012, 10:41:51 AM »

boo boo

belt skipped??

+1.  ?

That's a real bummer. 


Logged

DrDesmo
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1571



« Reply #138 on: May 29, 2012, 11:15:48 AM »

The ducat is officially dead.

taptaptap bent valve.

 Sad

Cheers,
Adam
Logged

'95 916
'12 800XC
ducpainter
The Often Hated
Flounder-Administrator
Post Whore
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 78989


DILLIGAF


« Reply #139 on: May 29, 2012, 12:12:14 PM »

The ducat is officially dead.

taptaptap bent valve.
Damn that sucks Kui.                                                       
Logged

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
 a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Ddan
Some of my best friends are whores
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 9084



« Reply #140 on: May 29, 2012, 12:32:10 PM »

That sucks.  What now?  Bent valves is pretty far from 'dead'.
Logged

2000 Monster 900Sie, a few changes
1992 900 SS, currently a pile of parts.  Now running
                    flogged successfully  NHMS  12 customized.  Twice.   T3 too.   Now retired.
 
Ducati Monster Forum at
www.ducatimonsterforum.org
zooom
wishing I had some colorful enough tights for my
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 11905


when your gas is natural and has a name...


« Reply #141 on: May 29, 2012, 12:46:46 PM »

I say it is time to open the motor and go whole hog in boring it out and doing the heads and go nuts on the motor performance wise....


oh hell...who am I kidding...it is Kui's bike.

Sorry for the loss man...time to Tap-Rack-BANG it goodbye it sounds...
Logged

99 Cagiva Gran Canyon-"FOR SALE", PM for details.
98 Monster 900(trackpregnant dog-soon to be made my Fiancee's upgrade streetbike)
2010 KTM 990 SM-T
KnightofNi
Lift my kilt to see my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8020


still wearing the tin foil hat


WWW
« Reply #142 on: May 29, 2012, 12:55:02 PM »

does anyone have a spare head with valves laying around?

how much do you want for it?

I did the same thing to my monster, kui.
This isn't the end of the road, just a decent speedbump.

is the piston ok?
Logged

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
Jarvicious
The guy in my avatar wants your
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1248


Balls


« Reply #143 on: May 29, 2012, 01:06:30 PM »

I don't have the time to input as many "frowny" faces as I'd like.

I'm telling you, someone didn't treat Toastie right or something, because my girl is stuck in St. Louis with a brand new battery that she doesn't seem to want to charge Sad (Keep in mind my bike is currently in a buddy's garage only 120 miles from where I live).  Good luck to you.
Logged

We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.
junior varsity
loves ze desmodromics.
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 7355


GT1k, 99 M900(V), 98 M900(W), 00 M900S, 02 748E/R


« Reply #144 on: May 29, 2012, 01:53:04 PM »

if it was for a 900, i would have spare valves and/or heads for you.   But i think you are on a 1000.
Logged

cokey
hey take a look @ my
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 2085



« Reply #145 on: May 29, 2012, 01:59:41 PM »

Chicken grease got in?    Eh, I got stuck coming back from pa when clutch just gave out..   expensive shit happens.
Logged

I WIN
Quote from: my wife
Ok babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

About the goat...
 His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.
Stella
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 8839



« Reply #146 on: May 29, 2012, 02:29:51 PM »

He Man,

Wow, sorry to hear about the mechanical mishaps.    Tongue x11ty billion.

I'll be in grand junction near the end of the month (of June).  I KNOW you'll have made it out by then.  I'll buy you a much deserved beverage.  Until then, keep the gremlins and dragons at bay and keep us CO peeps posted!


 chug
Logged

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein
DrDesmo
Hero Member
*****
Offline Offline

Posts: 1571



« Reply #147 on: May 29, 2012, 02:35:35 PM »

He Man -

If you fly out to GJ for this weekend for your training, I'm about 90% sure I'm heading to Ouray for an overnight w/ the Falco.  Keep me posted, I'll swing up to GJ on my way home.

Cheers,
Adam
Logged

'95 916
'12 800XC
Howie
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 17347



« Reply #148 on: May 29, 2012, 09:23:51 PM »

The ducat is officially dead.

taptaptap bent valve.

Are you sure?  If nothing moved on the belt side all should be good.
Logged
He Man
Post Whore
******
Offline Offline

Posts: 11623



WWW
« Reply #149 on: May 29, 2012, 09:24:48 PM »

i hope u guys are atleast laughing at the extent of my misfortune. It takes a lot of patience to not want o kick something right now. But i like having a good story to tell. I didnt have time to properly give the bike a rundown. Im in grand junction right now. Jarv. Where do u live? When i landed there was a multi 1200s in the terminal. I signed up to win it... I will pay to rent a bike if someone is willing!
Logged

2006 Ducati S2R1100 Yea.... stunttin like my daddy CHROMED OUT 1100!!!!


Check out my Latest Video! 05/13/2017 :https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4xSA7KzEzU
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10] 11 12 13   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  


Powered by MySQL Powered by PHP Powered by SMF 1.1.21 | SMF © 2015, Simple Machines
Simple Audio Video Embedder
Valid XHTML 1.0! Valid CSS!
SimplePortal 2.1.1