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Pack it up in a U-Haul van?
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Quote from: ducatiz on May 29, 2012, 09:33:10 AM
belt skipped??
+1. ?
That's a real bummer.
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Quote from: He Man on May 29, 2012, 09:20:49 AM
The ducat is officially dead.
taptaptap bent valve.
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Quote from: He Man on May 29, 2012, 09:20:49 AM
The ducat is officially dead.
taptaptap bent valve.
Damn that sucks Kui.
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Re: He man flees NYC....sort of!
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That sucks. What now? Bent valves is pretty far from 'dead'.
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I say it is time to open the motor and go whole hog in boring it out and doing the heads and go nuts on the motor performance wise....
oh hell...who am I kidding...it is Kui's bike.
Sorry for the loss man...time to Tap-Rack-BANG it goodbye it sounds...
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Re: He man flees NYC....sort of!
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does anyone have a spare head with valves laying around?
how much do you want for it?
I did the same thing to my monster, kui.
This isn't the end of the road, just a decent speedbump.
is the piston ok?
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I don't have the time to input as many "frowny" faces as I'd like.
I'm telling you, someone didn't treat Toastie right or something, because my girl is stuck in St. Louis with a brand new battery that she doesn't seem to want to charge
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if it was for a 900, i would have spare valves and/or heads for you. But i think you are on a 1000.
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Re: He man flees NYC....sort of!
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Chicken grease got in? Eh, I got stuck coming back from pa when clutch just gave out.. expensive shit happens.
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Re: He man flees NYC....sort of!
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He Man,
Wow, sorry to hear about the mechanical mishaps.
x11ty billion.
I'll be in grand junction near the end of the month (of June). I KNOW you'll have made it out by then. I'll buy you a much deserved beverage. Until then, keep the gremlins and dragons at bay and keep us CO peeps posted!
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He Man -
If you fly out to GJ for this weekend for your training, I'm about 90% sure I'm heading to Ouray for an overnight w/ the Falco. Keep me posted, I'll swing up to GJ on my way home.
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Quote from: He Man on May 29, 2012, 09:20:49 AM
The ducat is officially dead.
taptaptap bent valve.
Are you sure? If nothing moved on the belt side all should be good.
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i hope u guys are atleast laughing at the extent of my misfortune. It takes a lot of patience to not want o kick something right now. But i like having a good story to tell. I didnt have time to properly give the bike a rundown. Im in grand junction right now. Jarv. Where do u live? When i landed there was a multi 1200s in the terminal. I signed up to win it... I will pay to rent a bike if someone is willing!
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