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« Reply #30 on: June 04, 2012, 09:39:23 AM »
German car: 2005 chrysler crossfire
italian bike: 2005 m620 dark
mexican girlfriend

Belgian, english, and american (craft) beer only
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« Reply #31 on: June 04, 2012, 10:10:53 AM »
German car
Italian car
Ducati motorbikes
Classic Italian scooter

... and an Aussie wife to restore them, maintain them and ride them harder than me
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« Reply #32 on: June 04, 2012, 05:18:18 PM »
 applause +1 on the Aussie Wife

and... what Italian Car?  Please say Maserati and not Fiat.
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« Reply #33 on: June 04, 2012, 09:05:19 PM »
Quote from: Duck Off on June 04, 2012, 05:18:18 PM
applause +1 on the Aussie Wife

and... what Italian Car?  Please say Maserati and not Fiat.

 laughingdp Can't say I have ever been in the market for a Maserati as they cost a few hundred thousand down here. So sorry to disappoint you but she is a FIAT ... a 1966 FIAT 500 - with less than 500cc and about 18hp (when new) it is safe to say it is a different experience to the Ducatis
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« Reply #34 on: June 04, 2012, 10:35:17 PM »
No cage, two ducs (one slow, one fast), Swedish GF.
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« Reply #35 on: June 05, 2012, 04:33:33 AM »
okay I'll ask what everyone wants to know ... how fast are Swedish Girlfriends?
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« Reply #36 on: June 05, 2012, 08:09:41 AM »
Quote from: ab on May 07, 2012, 06:02:40 PM
Hmmm I thought it was trouble when German and Italy get together?

well I'm screwed... I'm japanese with german car and italian bike...  Grin


Quote from: Duck Off on June 05, 2012, 04:33:33 AM
okay I'll ask what everyone wants to know ... how fast are Swedish Girlfriends?

the ex was part swedish... too fast; had to dump a pregnant dog.
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« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2012, 07:46:00 AM »
Japanese Truck: Toyota Tundra
Italian Motorcycle: 2008 Ducati Monster 695
German Pistol: HK P30L
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« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2012, 08:22:50 AM »
Which gets best gas mileage?
just curious.   cheeky


Quote from: Diego on May 07, 2012, 12:43:38 PM
haha I like European stuff too  waytogo

English dog
Italian bike
German Car
Irish girlfriend
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« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2012, 08:24:35 AM »


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Quote from: Betty on June 04, 2012, 10:10:53 AM
German car
Italian car
Ducati motorbikes
Classic Italian scooter

... and an Aussie wife to restore them, maintain them and ride them harder than me
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« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2012, 04:21:58 PM »
Quote from: Duck Off on June 05, 2012, 04:33:33 AM
okay I'll ask what everyone wants to know ... how fast are Swedish Girlfriends?

Slower than the SBK but faster than the Monster.
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« Reply #41 on: June 07, 2012, 09:16:03 AM »
German car VW Golf TDI
German Van Mercedes Vito CDI
Three Italian motorcycles
Japanese Hondamonkey bike

and best of all an English Rose... bow down

Geoff... coffee
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« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2012, 01:15:54 PM »
German car-E 430 4matic ('02)

Italian moto x 2-S4 Foggy, 998 (both '02)

Swedish toy-1800 e ('72)

Carribean girlfriend that wants to be a wife...
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« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2012, 02:57:45 PM »
Interesting!

Two Italian Bikes - 2002 Foggy Monster, 1960 Moto Guzzi Lodola
Two German Bikes - 2003 BMW K1200GT, 1973 MZ ES250-2 mit seitenwagen
German Wife of Turkish descent
Two Japanese trucks
American car
And a UK Labrador Retriever!
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« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2012, 08:39:32 PM »
Quote from: Duck Off on May 06, 2012, 11:01:08 AM
Just got a new Mercedes Benz 2012 C300 V6 Turbo Black on Black looks great next to my Flat Black Monster in the Garage. The wife likes them both too but then again that could be cause she's seen me eyeing some of the newer models.  Wink

The Benz handles like a dream. waytogo

I had been wanting a Sport 1000 as my next bike but now I'm leaning towards a 2012 StreetFighter 848 Black on Black.  drool



I've ridden the Streetfighter 848 and it is a great bike.  It is really really good... better than any of the Monsters IMO.

BTW-My wife is Italian and our cars are both Japanese... if anyone cares.  cheeky
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