oh noes!!!! i got in trouble!

[wannabfast]

so i was flowing with the traffic and staying out of blind spots, and i noticed the fuzz on the embankment and before i knew it, i got tagged.... OMG plus it was uber hot outside in my gear... first thing he asks is, "are you in a hurry?" well im trying to get out of this ridiculous heat, but i told him i was going with teh flow of traffic... tagged me doing 72 in a 55... GRRRRR 

[philsu]

last time I was asked by a county sheriff whether I was in a hurry, I asked him whether the county was short on money. He didn't laugh. Neither did I when he handed me a five hundred and fifty dollar ticket. It was a good thing I'm a defense attorney and was able to take care of it myself.

I'm sorry to hear about your misfortune.

[ungeheuer]

Neither did I when he handed me a five hundred and fifty dollar ticket.

$550??  make the beast with two backs Me Dead 

[Ducatamount]

God bless the LEO's. 

[Kev M]

Have I told the story here about the time I called a cop "sir" about 20 times during a traffic stop, only to later find out it was a WOMAN?

DA was happy to make it go away with a no points violation due to the "misunderstanding" but I think she was STILL PISSED SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS...

[ungeheuer]

well.... there's no future in this thread.


 

[El-Twin]

DA was happy to make it go away with a no points violation due to the "misunderstanding" but I think she was STILL PISSED SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS...   A HERO MEMBER...

There, fixed it for ya. 

[Kev M]

There, fixed it for ya. 

 

[sofadriver]

Here's some suggestions for a new user name;

wentfast
certfiedfast
fastw/proof
wasfastbutslowagain

[lawbreaker]

Something obviously went wrong if you were lane splitting... the copper was on the side of the road....and you got nabbed for speeding...

[SDRider]

That sucks man.  Here, if you're doing less than 80 on the freeway you're getting passed by everyone.

[wannabfast]

Something obviously went wrong if you were lane splitting... the copper was on the side of the road....and you got nabbed for speeding...

but come on! its soooooo hard to do the speed limit on this thing!

[Travman]

Have I told the story here about the time I called a cop "sir" about 20 times during a traffic stop, only to later find out it was a WOMAN?

DA was happy to make it go away with a no points violation due to the "misunderstanding" but I think she was STILL PISSED SHE DOESN'T HAVE A PENIS...

Nice one.    Since my wife is an OB/Gyn I have learned not to ask anyone when their baby is due no matter how pregnant they look.  It only took a few years of embarrassing episodes.  Now I'm teaching my kids not to ask. 

Also when you see two woman together with a baby do not assume that one of the women is the grandmother. That is a sure fire way to piss off an older sister.  Don't ask me how I know.   

[Privateer]

55 mph limit?  was that the superslab or something else?

[wannabfast]

well yea it was a 3 lane slab, but most of the slabs in my area are 60mph except for this 4 mile stretch