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Author Topic: Betty & Jukie's Italian Pilgrimmage - Take 2 (Potentially NSFW Now)  (Read 23434 times)
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« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2012, 04:36:54 AM »

Well thanks for all that study in medieval architecture and the likes but poor old Robert is lying in his sick bed
waiting for all the tits and bum photos......................have a heart and help the poor fella out.

There's just no convincin' you guys is there Sad

Tits and bum photos Embarrassed we didn't go to the Gold Coast (or the Shire) you know. It was a holiday for culture and learning.
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« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2012, 06:02:10 AM »

Thanks Mark

I don't mind the absence of tits and bums photos at all.  Grin
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« Reply #32 on: July 20, 2012, 11:55:17 PM »

Vespa Museum

On our way up to Bologna we took a detour out to Pontederra to visit the Vespa (Piaggio) Museum. OK, so we are not really ‘Vespa people’ but Lambretta don’t have a museum so we thought we should have a look. We actually found it to be quite a nice little museum, no doubt if you were really ‘into it’ you could spend a lot of time there.

As with many of the companies that grew in the post war era (and since) Piaggio tried their hand at many things – the forecourt includes some of these ... a plane, ski gondola thingies and a train. The forecourt also had about a dozen classic scooters on display from a visiting club from Austria – primarily Vespas but two Lammies managed to sneak in as well.
Once you enter the building there is a display of a few ‘touring’ scoots these are bikes that have done trans-continental rides (the long way up, down, round and around type trips) ... then of course you enter one of the essentials of any museum – the giftshop. There is a small display of artwork before you enter the main hall.

In the main hall there is a collection of scooters and Apes with centre stage to the classics. There is also a couple of plane engines, a row of modern and ‘art’ bikes and some other oddities and curios on display. They have a ‘display wall’ which is a like a bookcase but instead of books it contains scooters. Before you head upstairs to the mezzanine there is a cute, powder blue Vespa 400 car – this would have to be the pick for me.

My understanding is that the car was only manufactured in France under licence from Piaggio. Apparently there was a gentleman’s agreement between the ‘families’ behind Piaggio and FIAT that the Vespa would not be produced in Italy so as not to compete directly with the FIAT 500. Oh and apparently this was not the end of this ‘agreement’ as the two families were joined through matrimonial union – all part of the deal.

The mezzanine has just as many bikes as the main floor only they are all Gilera models and are crammed into what is essentially a corridor. It is as if Gilera was bought out by Piaggio and they weren’t really sure what to do with the inherited display bikes ... so they just found a little place to put them – and their trophy cabinet.

Back down stairs there is a long hall which contains the ‘archives’ neatly presented in folders from floor to ceiling on both sides. It looks pretty cool with a few display cabinets mixed in with a few story boards. Overall we were pleasantly surprised by the whole thing.

Vespa 400:


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The bookcase:


They even make scooters for grown-ups:


A little day trip for the Austrians:
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« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2012, 12:58:14 AM »

Bologna

On our way up to Bologna we accidently found our way onto the famed Futa Pass so that worked out well and made up for the “crazy pregnant dog” (more on her later) unnecessarily directing us back into the thick of Florentine traffic. She has another brain snap later on which takes us down some roads we really didn’t need to experience.

Along the pass we climb to almost a thousand metres, the road is nice and twisty, wide enough most of the time and well cambered. We encounter some heavy vehicle traffic especially early on but the biggest concern is the local propensity to use all of the road – it certainly keeps you alert. Photo opportunities were few and far between on the Pass and unfortunately with Jukie having a great time at the controls any opportunity that arose quickly disappeared as we tore past.

We had previously spent a week in Bologna ... but the Boss saw little more than one room and I really only covered the few hundred metres between the hotel and hospital. I had read and heard that Bologna is a lovely place (and less touristy) ... but in reality found it much the same as many other places we visited.

Possibly counting against us was our location which was in the University district – quite close to the centre of town ... but it always seemed a bit seedy walking through there. Around the towers is busy, congested and quite grotty but the true centre of town was a bit more pleasant. The biggest problem with Bologna is the apparent scarcity of gelato ... it proved rather difficult to find gelato and even harder to find a decent one ... so I have to wonder: what sort of a place is this? I thought somebody was playing a cruel joke on me until I found a nice place tucked away not too far from the hotel.

As you all know Bologna was affected by two earthquakes which sadly resulted in the loss of lives – one struck before we left and there was another before we arrived. From what we saw and the people that we spoke to there was very little impact on Bologna itself, but some of the outlying towns were severely impacted.

We took the chance to head back to the Hospital where the Boss caught up with a couple of the nurses and we managed to track down her doctor who is now Director of the Trauma Department. Being the big man didn’t stop him from getting told off though when his conversation with an excitable woman from Australia became a little too exuberant – apparently the nurses aren’t as much fun in his new area.

Finally we are able to climb the Torre Asinelli which was closed for our first couple of days as it seems to be undergoing some sort of restoration work which perhaps takes place during the week and they open it up on the weekend. It looks as though this work would pre-date the earthquakes but it may change the way they do things.

Other places around town that we visited included: Abbazia di Santo Stefano, San Domenico, Piazza Cavour, San Petronio, and various public buildings around the main squares and Neptune’s Fountain.

The view from our hotel ... God's country?:


The twin towers:


Porticoes:


Porticoes, everywhere:


For the ladies ... Neptune:


For the blokes ... Neptune's women:


Churches is purdy:


A very hazy Bologna from the top of the tower:


A bit of girl-on-girl action for the voyeurs:
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« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2012, 09:21:45 PM »

Ducati

A trip to Dainese’s D-Store had us spending some money but as the Ducati factory and museum were closed to visitors following the earthquakes we only had the outlet store to visit. OK so we had seen them all before but it would have been nice to run through it all again ... maybe get the chance to see a Panigale on the dyno.

The outlet store is always a good place to test the credit card. Admittedly prices should probably not be considered ‘cheap’ though there are discounts on ‘old’ stock ... current year products are still sold at retail prices. Now one of the problems that I have is that I have no sense of style or fashion and the ‘euro cut’ does not suit my generous proportions, couple this with my body image issues and an indecisive nature and shopping can be painful because apparently I am a brand whore – but how many blokes look good in red? More specifically how many balding, middle aged, short, fat Aussie blokes?

I have come to the conclusion that Ducati clothes are designed for the pretty people and I am definitely not one of those. Perhaps it is Ducatis way of trying to maintain a certain image if only the pretty people fit their gear. I am more likely to get the sympathy looks ... poor little fat man thinking he is something he isn’t.

Jukie doesn’t have these problems as clothes actually fit her (even if occasionally she heads into the kiddies section) and she looks hot in anything (or nothing). While I was agonising over which T-shirt to waste my money on, Jukie was just waiting with a pile of clothes ... which the assistant couldn’t understand what was wrong with them.

By the time we left we were having serious doubts as to whether we would be able to get everything bagged up and onto the plane when it came time to head home. It was not until we had been locked outside that I noticed the Cucciolo appears to be back in production, so I didn’t get to have a proper look.

Credit cards this way:


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« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2012, 09:36:57 PM »

Ferrari

When we left Bologna on the way to Milan we stopped at the Ferrari Museum. We both have to admit not really being huge fans of the marquee ... perhaps it is the pretentious branding or the self-promoted image of superiority ... but in reality I think it is just that all that seems so obnoxious when combined with the unattainability for mere mortals.

Yes, yes I am blatantly aware of the irony and contradiction in my nature as a member of the Wankeristi/Ducatisti particularly in light of my recent admission (posted above) to being a Ducati brand whore. However, in my defence I will say that I do actually own a Ducati and ownership is actually attainable for most people (if so inclined).

Anyway there are a few cars to look at ... some older racing cars, some unusual motorsport cars, a boat, some engine bits, a few road cars and a collection of F1 cars with trophies adorning the walls. There are plenty of young, fit looking people wearing red and willing to sell you merchandise and there is even an open wheeler near the lobby you can climb into ... if you fit – Jukie did, I didn’t.

Outside there are more spruikers with the young ladies using their, umm, charms to try and entice you to pay for a joyride in a Ferrari. If you’re idea of a joyride is puttering around the back streets of industrial Maranello in a car probably too wide for the road, too powerful to drive properly and too expensive to take any risks ... this is the place for you.

So although not really our thing it is a nice setup and a decent stop to fill time between check-out and check-in on our way between towns. As we were now up in the flatlands of the industrial belt the roads didn’t seem all that enticing.

I have no idea what this is but I thought you guys might be interested... I recognise there is some carbon fibre:


They do boats too:


Brrmm brrmm:


And they make them in yellow too:


There is always someone willing to take you for a ride:
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« Reply #36 on: July 26, 2012, 04:55:12 AM »

Nice thread and pics guys.
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« Reply #37 on: July 26, 2012, 10:50:10 AM »

Nice thread and pics guys.

Oooh, someone read it ... I'll have to write some more over the weekend.
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« Reply #38 on: July 26, 2012, 11:00:57 AM »

Oooh, someone read it ... I'll have to write some more over the weekend.

of course it's being read.  waytogo
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« Reply #39 on: July 26, 2012, 12:02:30 PM »

More words and pictures please!  popcorn
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« Reply #40 on: July 26, 2012, 09:44:28 PM »

More words and pictures please!  popcorn

Ditto.......

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« Reply #41 on: July 27, 2012, 12:36:49 AM »

I've been reading it too.
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« Reply #42 on: July 27, 2012, 01:31:28 AM »

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« Reply #43 on: July 27, 2012, 04:16:55 AM »

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« Reply #44 on: July 27, 2012, 04:29:01 PM »

Milan

The trip into Milan was a little bit of an adventure as some of the streets were closed for Sunday markets, added to this was the trams, closed off bus lanes (one of which we had to use to get to the hotel) and the ‘crazy pregnant dog’ was in a spin. It also saw our second and last sprinkling of rain ... but that doesn’t last long.

Milan gave us another opportunity to get back on the Segways to look around town … through the Parco Sempione and Castello Sforzesco around the Galleria and Teatro alla Scala, the old market and of course the Duomo and the other sights in the centre of town. We had the chance to stop for a proper hot chocolate and we tried to teach our guide (who was fluent in several languages) how an Aussie talks (her idea but she probably regrets it).

Later we wandered all over the roof of the Duomo where everything is made from marble and Jukie displays her usual, infectious exuberance with the staff ... even the heavily armed military guys seem to be accommodating.

At the insistence (and direction) of our hotel manager (admittedly quite the bike nut) we visited Ducati Milano. A rather impressive store from a display point of view as the bikes weren’t all crammed in … and now that I think about it, it was probably because they only sold Ducatis – quite a foreign concept really. We tried to get some sort of clarity regarding WDW but the staff couldn’t help in that regard.

Gelato seems more readily available in Milan so it is obviously a more sophisticated place and nice to wander around at night – the liquid chocolate filled gelato cones are worth a special mention.

Jukie 'in' Castello Sforzesco:


The roof of the Duomo:


It's ornate gothic marble:


Ducati Milano:


San Lorenzo Maggiore:


The Cathedral:


The Galleria:
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