picture in which rider is wearing red jacket on yellow ducati monster

Started by hector, July 26, 2012, 03:03:58 PM

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justinrhenry

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2013 Honda CB1100D
2006 Honda ST1300
2003 Ducati Monster 620ie

ducatiz

I need a pic of someone wearing goldtoe socks in their boots on a '77 750ss.

Anyone?
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Jarvicious

Let me paint you a picture:

Geared up running down the highway on our way to a chinese place before a ride.
Pull up at stop light.
Buddy looks back at me, then turns forward.  Does a double take, and shakes his head.
I sit confused.
Arrive at buffet and ask him what the deal was.

"You look like a big red gorilla humping a banana."

Now granted I'm 6'4" and my leathers are 90% bright ass A* red, but does that answer your question?

Oh, and the term Ketchup bottle humping a mustard bottle has been used as well.
We're liberated by the hearts that imprison us.  We're taken hostage by the ones that we break.

NorDog

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


duccarlos

Quote from: bobspapa on July 26, 2012, 05:36:16 PM
I have a picture of IZ in his garage wearing something simular...now...where did I put it?

If you post it again I will send you a turd by international mail.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

duccarlos

Quote from: duccarlos on July 31, 2012, 12:12:02 PM
If you post it again I will send you a turd by international mail.

Check that. I appears that sending human feces by mail is illegal. Instead I will fly up there and punch you in the vagina.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

NorDog

Quote from: duccarlos on July 31, 2012, 12:20:08 PM
Check that. I appears that sending human feces by mail is illegal. Instead I will fly up there and punch you in the vagina.

Why settle on human when there are so many other scatological sources from which to choose?

I understand that bat poop is particularly foul.
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


ducatiz

Quote from: NorDog on July 31, 2012, 01:02:00 PM
Why settle on human when there are so many other scatological sources from which to choose?

I understand that bat poop is particularly foul.

Its true.  And chicken poo. Is pretty fowl.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

NorDog

A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin


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